Jersey’s own McDonald & Carney to Headline at Trump Taj Mahal

Ladies and Gentlemen! Please join us as GardenStateComedy comes to the TRUMP TAJ MAHAL in ATLANTIC CITY.

Headlined by the comedy duo of McDonald and Carney, who have performed at the Tropicana in Atlantic City, SoHo Playhouse in NYC, Broadway Comedy Club and at hotels and venues from Vermont to Florida!

The show is a comedy showcase featuring improv comedy (like Whose Line is it Anyway) as well as some fantastic stand-up comedians.
The show features only professional comedians, who perform regularly at venues in New York City, Atlantic City, and comedy clubs all over.

You must be 21 to enter and there is a 2 drink minimum. It is located at the Blue Velvet Theatre on the second floor of the Taj Mahal. Just follow signs for Scores Nightclub. Doors open at 7:00pm and the show starts at 8:00pm.

Tickets are $15 here online or $20 at the door.

RIDE THE PARTY BUS!

SPECIAL EVENT: McDonald and Carney have decided to go all out and make this special day an actual event. We have rented a bus to bring our North Jersey fans down to Atlantic City with us. Bus will be leaving from Cranford at 2:00pm and we will have it stacked with beers, sodas, and food! It will be a legit PARTY BUS! We can laugh together all day long and make this a non-stop party! Only $50 a person will get you a ride on the bus (both ways!), beers, sodas, snacks, and sandwiches. This will also include your ticket to the show! This is a BARGAIN!
TO BUY TICKETS, JUST GO THE EVENTS CALENDAR! 🙂

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REBLOG: The host with the most, babe… – by Adam Lucidi

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I’ve been emceeing comedy shows for about 5 years now, so let me start this blog post with this disclaimer…NO, I DO NOT KNOW, OR THINK I KNOW, EVERYTHING ABOUT HOSTING; however, over the years I’ve had a lot of comedians come up to me and ask me advice on how to host. So I assume, I must be doing something right. Which made me start to think about passing on some tips that I’ve found useful over the years of being an emcee to other comics. So here’s a couple quick tips that I’ve discovered might help out someone who is thinking about hosting or wants to host for the first time. Again, disclaimer, I DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HOSTING, but these are a few things that I picked up along the way either from watching other hosts, veteran comics, or learned on my own that I always try to remember while hosting. So, I’d like to pass them along to you in hopes that it points you in the right direction or even helps you discovering your own emcee formula.

Hell, I love talking about comedy. I love talking about hosting. Hosting is a completely different muscle to flex in the stand-up comedy world. It’s a mix of actual stand-up, improv, and basic conversation skills. A solid host can double their chances of getting more work than a regular stand-up, especially outside of New York City. What producer or club WOULDN’T want a solid, engaging, respectful, funny host to take the helm of the ship!?

The first thing that I always found myself saying to comics who asked host advice was, “just be present.” Be IN the room with the audience. Be AWARE of what is going on around you and the audience. Remember, the whole show isn’t about you. You’re the host. You’re going to be the first person that they see incorporated with the show. You’re welcoming the audience into the venue, whether it be a comedy club, a VFW, or a bar. Make them feel comfortable and safe with you. Mention that it’s going to be a great show/a solid lineup/a fun night… you know, anything you tell someone on a first date. It’s like you invited all these people into your house and you brought along a couple friends (the other comedians) to make sure they have a good time tonight. You’re basically going to be the cheerleader for the beginning of the show. You have to bring the energy up and make the audience truly feel that they’re in for a fun night! When I host I try to think of myself as 1 part WWE wrestler and 1 part Green Day (you guys ever see them in concert? They’re pretty exciting…plus they make huge venues feel intimate) Anyways, with all that being said, get to know the room and audience TOGETHER. You AND the audience are going on this journey TOGETHER, so you want them to trust you and feel welcomed. Get to know certain audience members, ask where they’re from, what they do for a living, if they’re married, dating, have kids, etc. I’ve even gone as random to ask an audience member “If Sally Jesse Raphael and Ricki Lake got in a fight, and the winner gets their talk show back on the air, who would win?” (Don’t actually get this playful and random until you feel comfortable hosting) Spread the questions around the room, don’t just focus on 1 or 2 audience members up front. A lot of people DREAD AND FEEEEAR THE FRONT ROW CAUSE I DON’T WANNA BE PICKED ON. Get everyone involved! Make sure you always repeat someone’s answer into the microphone so EVERYONE knows their answer. Remember, you’re all in this together now, so everyone wants and needs to know what is going on IN the room WITH you. Give certain people nicknames. You can even have certain stock nicknames in your arsenal. For example, any time I see a table of women with 1 man sitting with them, I refer to them as “The Mormon Sister Wives.” The trick is making it seem as if it’s happening right off the top of your head in that moment. Be interested, smile and conversational with them. If you’re genuine, they’re going to go on the journey with you.

Once you start getting answers from the audience, look for ways to camouflage your material around/into/about their answers. Depending on how much time you have up front, fire off the quicker jokes that you might have in your repertoire based of the answers they’re giving you. Don’t go into a long 4-5min bit, because odds are, if you’re on a showcase for a club on the road, you might have to fill some more time between the feature and the headliner. If you don’t have to fill time and the comic before the next comic did well, just keep riding that wave of momentum into the next comic… remember, this isn’t about you. So if you’re talking to an audience member about who they’re dating, toss in your quick one liner about your dating life. If you don’t have any material about certain topics or professions that the audience is mentioning to you, just say the first thing that comes to your mind. Don’t second guess yourself. Whatever your instinct is, go with it. Again, that shows that you’re being in the moment and you’re being real with the audience. You can be a lot more vulnerable and playful with an audience as a host than you can in a normal stand-up set.

Last but not least, just have fun up there. Have as much fun as this guy right here…

If it’s evident that you’re having fun and you’re excited to be there then the audience is going to match that AND give even more back to you and the rest of the show. Get comfortable. Smile. Own the stage. As Judge Judy says, “this is my playpen.” It’s YOUR playpen! You’re up there for a reason. You want to entertain people, make them laugh, and help them forget about their problems for the 90mins that they’re sitting in that room. This is their night out! They made plans, paid money, maybe got a babysitter for their kids, traveled to the show somehow, probably got a 2 drink minimum, killed a hooker along the way. You don’t know! Point is, they’re looking for a fun and memorable night. So give it to them.

So. Be present. Be energetic. And have fun.

Now, go bring up the next comic.

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Do you bringer?

Of all of the types of shows in the comedy community, none is more polarizing than the ‘bringer’. (I saw a couple of you twitch from just reading the word.) If you don’t know, a ‘bringer’ is a show where the amount of time that you get is dependent on how many paying people you can get to come to see you at the club – even to the point where if you don’t hit a certain threshold, you don’t get to hop on stage at all.

When I say ‘polarizing,’ I mean that comics seem to not like the concept, and producers/clubs do like them. It is where comedy isn’t about friends – it’s about money, attendance, and maybe getting a nice video of your set for a nominal fee.

A lot of comics loathe the idea, but see them as a necessary evil that they have to do as they meander down their comedy path. They resent having to cajole their friends, family, acquaintances, racoons, homeless people off of the street to come to a club where – depending on how many of the people who say they are coming actually bother to show up – they may not even get to go on stage.

What? Yes. Many comics started grinding their teeth when I brought the subject up and went into a rant about the time at that eight o’clock show, where they only had 4 out of 6 people show up – and the producer kept them around until eleven-thirty under the auspices that they’d get up later in the evening – only to end the show and then feign confusion that they had ‘totally forgotten to put them up’ and that they should definitely come out to next Thursday’s show where they would definitely be put up – if they made sure to bring the proper amount of people, of course …

Rules are rules – but – listening to these similar stories over and over, where the comics feel cheated and used – because some of their friends had come out, paid the cover, dealt with the drink minimum, and then stayed out – only to not see their pal perform because they hadn’t hit the established number … I could definitely see where their anger and frustration were coming from.

One bit of advice that I’ve heard is that if you are booked to do a ‘bringer’, you should always over confirm the amount of people who say that they are going to come out – because – on the day of the show, most people won’t bother to go. Even though they promised, and you texted them ten times, and were going to pay for their drinks and admission, and they are your parents …

If you do find out that people are bailing, and that you aren’t going to have the necessary number, get in touch with the producer and let them know. Don’t waste you time, their time. or your friends time by showing up at the club and trying to get onto a show that you shouldn’t technically be on because you broke the contract. Have a night wandering around the city – and if you are hell-bent on doing one of these shows, then try again next month.

On the flipside, from both a producer and a club’s perspective, they see it as an opportunity to get people who are really green stage-time, and fill the club (make money) in the process … They have bills to pay – and most of the comics on these types of shows aren’t ready to perform at a professional club – but who knows – maybe someone will stand out, and catch the eye of a booker and actually move forward in their career. At the very least, they get the chance to hang out in the club, around people who are making their living in the comedy industry – and so – regardless of anything, it’s a learning experience. And – if people don’t like the set-up, then they don’t have to come back … There’s always a line of people just starting out who are more than thrilled to have their office come out to see the funny girl from the mailroom strut her stuff on stage.

Clubs are businesses, and producers need to eat … So, I can also see where they are coming from in this game … They also have a seemingly limitless pool of people who are willing to go through the process – and who have a great time doing it.

Where I start to worry is where it seems to end up being a practice that especially targets newer comics, people who are desperate to get any kind of stage-time that they can – who are less sure of themselves, their talents, their place in the industry, and the path that they need to use to get to their pearly dreams … And, I’ve seen comics hurt because they let the producer (who they mistook as being a friend – instead of the temporary business partner that they are) down – and that just stinks all the way around. Comedy is super-hard enough to do as it is … So – to guilt people who were only responsible for fifty or sixty dollars coming into the door of a Tuesday night show, instead of the one-fifty that was being banked on leaves a sour taste in the mouth of not only the comic – but also of the friends of the comic that spent money to come out and didn’t even get to see their friend perform.

For younger comics (and not just dabblers who want a chance to bring their family (who are visiting from Kansas), or their entire office (where they really just want that one girl to see how hilarious they are) – there is no reason to do a ‘bringer’ show … There are a million places around the city, and just outside of the city where you can get stage-time, to work on figuring yourself out – who you are, what your standpoint/voice is, work on writing your material, honing it, polishing it, and get to a point where being seen by someone in the industry is beneficial. Also, just because you did a bringer at a club in New York doesn’t mean that you get to add that club to your comedy resume … You were there, even performed there – but – you aren’t THERE (yet). So, avoid that pothole.

For producers/club – I don’t think that you are doing anything wrong … You are offering a type of dream/wish fulfillment for people. It’s not really that different from the people that pay go to Florida to play in an Adult Baseball Camp for their favorite team. They pay, they play. You are a business – and live in a world where there are a million distractions and you have an imperative to get butts into seats …Otherwise, you lose your seats.

In the end, the responsibility to bring the agreed upon amount of people is on the comics. You aren’t forcing them to be on the show. My only nudge that I would ask is that you try to not be predatory about it by over promising the opportunity to bright-eyed, bushy-tailed kids who can feel pressured by someone in a position of power in the industry (perceived or not) when they feel like this might be their only opportunity to get into a club, to move up the ladder, to get to their pearly dreams.

So – do you bringer? I’m curious as to what your experience has been, what you’ve gotten out of it, and if it is something that you’ll continue to do – both from the comic and the producer/club perspective.

Do I bringer? No, not really. I did a couple when my eyes were brighter, but really didn’t like how nauseous they made me feel. The added pressure of ‘where are my people? are they coming? what do i do? do i tell someone? am i even going to get to go up’ – on top of the normal butterflies of doing a show made the experience miserable for me. Then, on top of that not knowing any of the other performers and being socially awkward, and I stopped doing them pretty quickly. I have hosted and done guest-spots on several bringer shows, and anytime I do that, I make sure to talk to all of the comics – to build them up and relieve as much of the pressures as I can from the night. Because I get to have more fun when they are having fun – and because it’s nifty to live vicariously through people’s dreams.

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: Perceptive perceptions.

My brain is a whirling dervish. Most of the the time, it jumps from this to that and from over here to over there in a random and ridiculous fashion. The rest of the time, I’m asleep – having scattershot dreams within mish-mash realities where the only sense is nonsense and I hardly have a leg to stand on. It’s exhausting.

It can also be annoying. Mostly to the people that I’m around – because I tend to be hyper-aware of the situation that I’m in, and how each piece and part of that situation is affected by all of the other pieces and parts. Sometimes, I’ll even let my imagination start inventing how all of the intermingled bits will continue long after I’ve left the room – and then all of the variables that come out of that create different trajectories that don’t always make the most sense. The annoying part to the people around me? That comes when I either try to explain what I’m noticing, or, when I get flummoxed that they aren’t noticing all of the things that I’m noticing – and putting the same amount of weight onto those things.

Perception is, to me, such a major part of doing comedy. It’s where people’s voices come from. It’s the one thing that really makes people stand out in a crowd of other comics. Because, in the end, everyone is just taking words and presenting them in a way that they hope will make people laugh … But – it’s the way that it’s done that can really be the differentiating factor.
Most people walk into a room, do what they need to do, and move on with their day. A comic can walk into that same room and notice all of the askew minutia that is everywhere in life, and make-a-go at fashioning all of those things in a relatable way that people will enjoy. That squirrel in the park that a hundred people walked past and ignored wasn’t anything until someone perceptive noticed that the squirrel had picked up a discarded banana and started holding the peel and eating what was left, like a tiny little furry person, eating a giant banana … Ho-boy, comedy.

My problem is that my brain already does all of this all on it’s own, so, when I throw into the mix that I need to constantly develop new material, it puts everything on overdrive. I’m always on the hunt for something that will trigger the next quip, or that will provide context or connective tissue for some joke that I’m working on … Yes, I think that comedy might be ruining me – because – it makes me think too much.

It’s comedy’s fault that I’m bo-nonkers … right?!

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: Talking to people is hard.

Talking to people is so weird and difficult. You have to stand there and listen to all of the words that are coming out of their mouth, and shift and contort your body and expression to imply that you are not only listening, but also that you might have the slightest bit of interest in what they are saying. Seriously, what a chore!

And, that’s just the half of it – the incoming part of it. The rest is having to insert your parts into the conversation, at the right times, that are basically inline with what they are talking about, and have all of that make a lick of sense. Talking to people is an almost impossible scenario. There are just way too many variables, and complications, and distractions.

Did you know that you aren’t supposed to eat squash when it has gone squishy?

I digress.

Back to the point. Whenever I get onto a stage, it immediately cuts the trouble that I have in half! Instead of having to talk with people, I just get to talk to people. Right at them. it is so liberating, not having to figure out what they are going on and on about.

And, with that being said, it is clear that comedy is ruining me – because instead of being an active member of society who can communicate openly, honestly, and authentically with my fellow societal members, I choose to seek out a microphone and a stage from which to yammer on about how fishy it is that I found a penguin sleeping in the crisper drawer of my Frigidaire last weekend … I am doomed.

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NJ’s Tim Hayes wins Tropicana Comedy Contest

In a journey that started over five months ago, New Jersey based stand-up comedian Tim Hayes was voted the winner of The Comedy Stop’s Search for New Talent Contest at the Tropicana in Atlantic City.  The contest, which started in March and began with over 50 acts, was narrowed down through semi-final rounds until the finals on July 30, 2014.

The Comedy Stop has been an Atlantic City staple for over 30 years and puts on 8 comedy shows a week upstairs in the Tropicana.  The winner will receive $1,000 and will do a week’s worth of performances as the middle act of a triple bill at the club.

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Lou Misiano

 

There were many very funny acts performing at the finals, including Michelle Tomko, the only female comedian, and Lou Misiano, an upcoming comedian from Philadelphia who won first place in his semi-finals round.

 

 

The only act which was not a singular stand-up comedian were the comedy duo of McDonald and Carney, who performed their Two-Man improv act using audience members.

McDonald and Carney

McDonald and Carney

However, the night belonged to Tim Hayes, the Brick Township chiropractor by day and comedian at night.  Tim cracked the audience up with his set describing his two children, his divorce, and his family life.  He has been performing comedy about 7 years but has never won a contest of this magnitude.  Tim has performed at many venues in New York and New Jersey such as Bananas in Hasbrouck Heights and Foxwoods in Connecticut, but he is hoping this victory and week-long residence at The Comedy Stop leads to even bigger and brighter things.

Tim had an interesting route to his current success.   Tim started as an actor about 15 years ago and even performed on an episode of Law and Order: SVU.  He was a SAG actor, but wanted to find his passion doing something closer to home for his children.  Since Tim started performing stand-up comedy, his hard work and dedication have shown great results, as the crowd at The Comedy Stop can attest to!

 

 

 

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: I’m not a big laugher.

socksI’m not a big laugher. I mean, I do laugh from time to time at random things – but at jokes? It’s tough. I tend to listen pretty well to what is being said, how the words fit together, to the cadence, to the word choice, to the context and the intent – and in doing all of that, my brain is usually too busy to laugh. I analyze, squint my eyes a bit, and cock my head to the side like a dog who just saw a magic trick – but laughing can be hard to get to. I’m weird.

At open mics, a lot of times, I pull into my brain and dissect what’s happening on the stage, the mood, the environment, who’s there, what’s working, what’s not, how I’m going to get home, and bladder control. I can’t make myself laugh at stuff that I don’t find funny. I don’t have that skill in my toolbox.

Mostly, I think that I think a lot. I enjoy observing because I’m super-curious as to how things either fit together, or don’t. I do break from time to time and laugh at certain energies, and at things that surprise me. Not shock, but surprise. (I could talk about shock vs. surprise for awhile – but – that’s a different article.)

bumpercarThis isn’t just at shows either, it’s in life too. People have come up and said “I’ve noticed that you don’t laugh.” or “Everything okay? You’re squinting a lot.” And in the end, I think that I just like to stand around and let everything sieve through my brain so that I can then make fun of it. I am by far the most comfortable on stage in front of a crowd blibbling and blabbing because there, in theory, I’m not even supposed to laugh – even if there are times that I do – because, sometimes I get surprised by the words that just rushed out of my mouth, their cadence, and how they all fit together. I think comedy might be ruining me because it’s the only time that I feel comfortable and like I know what I’m supposed to be doing – even if I don’t always know exactly what I’ll be doing. Probably blibbling and blabbing.
(The debate on comics who laugh at themselves on stage being proper or not is also another article.)

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: It’s my Birthday!

birthday-gsc-2Hooray for me, it’s my birthday! So – why am I so itchy and not bouncing around and whatnot?! It’s my big day. I get treats and prizes and presents and doo-dads and cake and ice cream and all sorts of special thing-a-ma-bobbers – right? I might even get a party with games or something – that would be phenomenal.

So – again – I ask … Why such a lump, Bumpercar?

It’s because – even though it is my big day … All I’m thinking of is where a mic might be tonight. Where can I drop in and do a few minutes – of nothing in particular? I don’t want to have a ‘birthday set’ where everyone is just thrilled that it’s my birthday and rides that wave of joy to laughter island … I’m just hungry to do some time, make some jokes, and enjoy the show.

birthday-gsc-1This could be because last year, I produced a roast of me for my birthday, and my brain just now assumes that birthday’s and comedy go together like nerds and frozen yogurt … I’m not sure. I can’t put my finger on it – but – one thing that I am totally sure of is that it is my stinking birthday – and – I want it to be the best day in all-of-ever – and comedy isn’t even letting me focus on enjoying my breakfast cupcakes …

Maybe tonight at hibachi, in between the shrimp that looks like a rabbit, or the smoking choo-choo, or the fiery volcano, the nice man with the knives will let me do a guest spot … because nothing goes better with jokes than trying to catch pieces of zucchini in your mouth that are thrown from a spatula – right?! No. Tonight is my night to try to enjoy watching someone elses show – with the ‘egg-roll’ pun, the ‘japanese ketchup’ joke, and everything else. Thanks for trying to distract me and ruin my birthday, comedy … But – this time – you lose!

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: All of my best friends are comics

best-1Look at your Facebook friend list. How many people on there are comics? Now, look through your emails/texts/tweets/smoke signals. How many of those are from comics or about shows? How many nights are you hanging out in a bar/restaurant/firehouse/back alley/club either telling jokes, supporting your comic friends while they are doing their time, or trying to meet the show promoter to try to get time for yourself? Yeah, me too.

There isn’t much time left for other aspects of life when you are a comic. Keeping dinner plans with friends is tough when there is a chance that you’ll pick up a spot at Chuckle Bunnies – and – after a few missed dinners, invites stop coming. Binge watching ‘New Nifty Show’ with your roomie or significant other gets totally thrown out of whack because “How could [they] possibly wait to watch what happened to the chicken on last night’s show while you ran out to do your 7 minutes for ‘industry special guests’?” when the internet will be ablaze with spoilers the next day?! You can’t expect them to wait. And – You shouldn’t.

best-2So – doing comedy is the life you’ve chosen? Then odds are, most of your friends are going to end up being comics. I have a friend (yes, a comic) who looks at comics as being his work friends and that totally makes sense and seems valid. Except – if that’s the case and all of these comics are just my work friends – and – I’ve ostracized all of my other friends away because I’m always busy ‘at work’ doing comedy – then where does that leave me?! I honestly think that it may be possible that comedy just might be ruining me …

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Stand-Up Might Be Ruining Me: Germaphobe

germsI am not a germaphobe. I have a dog that sheds and tracks dirt, dander, and various forms of whatnot throughout my house. I have small children that are walking disasters of germs, goop, yuck, and ick. I have an alarm set in my phone that reminds me to take showers and change clothes (and you wondered why I always have the same shirt on) … I am not a germaphobe.

However, there are shows that I have been a part of, hands that I have shaken, microphones that I have talked into, and general environments that I have ended up in that have started to give my stomach a starting off point for doing a tiny heebie-jeebie dance.

I have started using Purell. But, it’s not like I carry any in my pocket. And – only on the rarest of occasion has my ‘fight or flight’ trigger actually go off – but – it has happened. Am I a bad person? (Don’t answer that.)

germs_2I know a bunch of people who are worse off than me and can’t stand to be around ‘glad handing’ and slapping people on the back but I don’t know if I want to join their club. When going to give people high-fives lately, my hand does this weird claw thing where my fingers bend down at the knuckle towards the palm. It is creepy and weird. I think comedy might be ruining me – and – I just might be a germaphobe.