Lady Gaga Annoys Me

Screen Shot 2013-07-01 at 12.14.44 PMBefore I start. She has a very talented voice. She is the second person most liked on Facebook (behind Eminem). I like how she’s very supportive to her fans or should I say “Little Monsters” (I think that nickname is SUPER f***ing corny). She even has “Little Monsters” tattooed on her arm. She collaborated with The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake for the song “3-Way (Freaking Hilarious). I am not irritated with her ability as a singer. What I am irritated/annoyed with is…why…OH, why…does she dress the way she dress. I get you have to have a look, but when every look you use is like a bad Andy Warhol acid trip, it just screams, “I want attention!!!!!”.

Just look at the top picture…look at this text. Now, look at the picture again for 5 seconds then look back at this text. At this moment, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to take acid…just look at that picture (Your grandmother will look like that when you’re on it and so will everyone else). It was cool when she first came out. She dressed different. She was/is the modern day David Bowie, Madonna (80’s Madonna. Not the modern day I get a divorce every 3 months Madonna), and Cindy Lauper. Cool I get it. You want your own look. Now she’s getting a LITTLE over hand. Coming to the Grammy’s in an egg? Wearing a Kermit the Frog dress with a shit load of Kermit the Frog’s on her dress. A meat and condom dress that she wore on different occasions, as if it’s cool to wear on separate occasions. Might as well put them together and make glasses out of tuna somehow (I don’t know how, She’s the weirdo).

Screen Shot 2013-07-01 at 12.14.29 PMLend me an ear or should I say lend me an eye? HAHHAHhHAHA (I told you I’m good!). What irritates me is that she dresses like an evil anime character for attention.  She’s super talented (5 Grammy’s in 2 years), but in 2011 majority of the people do not know that Arcade Fire’s, The Suburbs, won album of the year over Lady Gaga’s, The Fame Monster, because she came IN AN EGG! I repeat, this crazy bitch showed up to the GRAMMY’S in an EGG.  So many aspiring musicians dream of this moment and she just craps on it by showing up in an EGG!  The crazy part about it is she told Ryan Seacrest that she was in the egg for 72 hours to be ready for her performance that night of the Grammy’s for the song, “Born This Way”.  She was doing method acting (Actors prep themselves for roles by living a life their character of a movie lives by living it for days, weeks, and some do it for months. Example: Brad Pitt lived with Irish gypsies for a week to prep for his role in “Snatch”, where he plays an Irish gypsy). Lady Gaga did this for a song that roughly goes for 3 minutes.  What’s next for her next Grammy’s? I got an idea! Just come as Darth Vader. Coming in an egg? For real, do you know how many aspiring musicians watch the Grammy’s? Young and old and think to themselves “I can’t wait for that moment…” Then, she comes in a FUCKING EGG!?!?! It’s like “I made it! Look everybody! I’m going to make a mockery of this and I want everyone to look at me and question it all!!!!!” I just want to say stop it before someone else starts doing the same thing (OH, NO! NICKI MINAJ!). I can’t wait though for the next Grammy’s when she comes in the Death Star. BOOM! Star Wars reference.