Ants

Ants # 1

I'm talking to all of you people.

The people in the front?

Yeah… AND the people in the back.

And all the people movin'

Side to side

Now everybody everybody everybody out there are…

The people the people the people…

Ants # 2

Ant 1: HEY! How's POOP?!

Ant 2: Whyaaatt?! huh?! erm – uggh huah!^12

Ant 1: jeez li'l man… sorry about that – i thought you told me that you got a dog named 'poop!'

Ant 2: uhrm… oh – uh yeah… i guess i forgot about that… whoa! talk about a silly reaction!

Ants # 3

Ant 1: Take my life please…

Ant 2: Ooh! I get it… it's like one of those "take my wife" jokes…

Ant 3: Seriously, Gunther, is something bothering you?

Ant 1: Animmonus is the ant that slept with my wife… and you are, in fact, married to the tree.

Ants # 4

Ant 1: do you know what I hate?

Ant 2: besides your life.

Ant 1: well… yes there is that… but… even more so I hate people who complain

Ant 2: mmmmm… i think i could point something out to you here…

Ant 1: or you could JUST shut your lip…

Ant 2: mmmmm okay hippo-crite

Ants # 5

I get so lonely…

Ant 1: What the #*!@ was this drawn with, a stick or something?

Ant 2: Oh… hi poop!

[small text with arrow pointing to poop] -poop!

Ants # 6

do You think We are in oVeR oUR heads?!?

uhm… i'm having trouble

breathing

i should tell you one

last thing

hmmm?

Ants # 7

Ant 1: Star light… Star bright…

Ant 1: Fall on my head and end it all tonite.

Ants # 8

Ant: Mystery loves company.

Ant: Yai! Company!

Ant: Yap mister "e"!

Ant: Okay…I didn't get it…seriously what are you talking about?

Ant: I hear you…and your little letter friend…

Ants # 9

Ant 1: Sometimes we talk about this.

Ant 2: Sometimes about that.

Ant 1: And sometimes… we are just silent.

Ants # 10

Ant: Maybe I get too angry… sometimes.

Ant: I'll second that.

Ants # 11

Ant 1: No seriously… ask me another stupid question.

Ant 2: Sooo… you want me to ask you another stupid question?

Ants # 12

Ant 1: maybe we should just

Ant 2: be quiet

Ants # 14

Ant 1: aiuigh whooa hahaha

Ant 2: ? What? What? What?

Ant 1: I CAN totally see your bra through that shirt!

Ant 2: I don't wear shirts you moop…

Ant 1: Or bras, for that matter

Ant 2: \[Looking upset\]

Ant 1: And… I'm a buoy!

Ants # 15

Ant 1: this is the worst day of my life…

Ant 2: and it’s only gonna get worse.

Ants # 16

Ant 1: Should I wear a skirt or buy a box of chocolates?!?!?!

Ant 2: You are getting on my last nerve…

[Text Box] Ask yourself: which would you choose to do…

[Bottom Text] * From an actual conversation (I think)

Ants # 17

Ant 1: Hey! Did you just get a weird idea?

Ant 2: [!]

Ant 2: Huh?

Ant 1: No… no… never mind…

Ant 2: Huh?

Ant 1: I just had a funny idea… that's all…

Ant 2: Oooh!

Ant 1: Yeah… but then it passed…

Ant 2: Boooooo…

Sound effect: Ring

Ants # 18

Ant 1: Hey… who is that guy?

Ant 2: Woooooo! He's wearin' a hat!

Ant 3: I think they are fun!

Ant 4: What's your deal with hats?

Ant 3: Oh, uh… hey… where'd he go?

Ant 5: Oh hatman… we barely ever knew ye…

Ant 4: Do you think he'll ever come back?

Ant 3: Tough to say with the hatman.

Ants # 19

Ant 1: Bully!!

Ant 2: !

Ant 2: But I never even touched ye…

Ant 3: Seriously, did I miss something here?

Ant 2: Bollocks.

[Note to Bobman: "Next time, no left turn"]

Ants # 20

Ant 1: i dunno – it feels like the whole thing's gonna fall down

Ant 2: i think you’re crazy

[No dialogue]

*UPDATE*

Ant 1: soooo this one was never finished…

Ant 2: seW huh?!

Ant 3: “sew” your button…

Ant 4: MY button!?

Ants # 21

Ant on the mound: It's just so de-moral-izin'

Ant in the crowd: BOO

Another ant in the crowd: Boo your self

Additional text in the crowd: WASTED

Ants # 22

Big Ant: Hi lil' man

Small Ant: beat it

Small Ant (thinking): im feeling very small right noow*

(Text on Tree): *(say it like "new")

Ants # 23

Sometimes I get really angnry annoye & pissed…

But then I hold it all in.

rrr rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

and your stomach hurts…

Ants # 24

i thought i was supposed to be cute. a cute ant named "lil’ man" i mean it's not all that it's cracked up to beeeee like a *bee* like a "B". ooooo i hate my name. i've got no *game* and i’m the only one to blame [bee self-indulgent]. *Cripes*—this was ssssssself-indulgent.

[off-panel character]: Uh—Ha Ha

Ants # 25

Ant 1: …

Ant 2:

Ant 1: again…

Ant 2: What?

Ant 1: You seem… uhm… tired.

Ant 3: Yawn

look–you made me yawn.

Ant 4: Stretch

Ant 2: Y a w n

Ants # 26

Ant 1: hey how's your art?

Ant 2: i don't touch that stuff anymore…

Ant 1: hey, what's the matter with your eyes?

Ant 2: i got in a fight and they uh–

Ant 1: Oooh! So you no good?

Ant 1: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR MOUTH?

Ant 2: the mustache is art.

Ants # 27

Ant 1: MY point EGG-frickin-ZACTLY.

Ant 2: Me too!

Ants # 28

Ant: hey whats up??

[other ant: mphm hmph]

Ant: Wha AT-

Ant: AG Ain??

Ant: mis-spoke…

Ant: yeah, boo…

Ant: You know i don't have a name… ……now Cover your Mouth Again

Ants # 29

[Transcript not available for this strip]

Ants # 30

Ant 1: hi 'nine' how are you?

Ant 2: i have a critique for the cartoonist.

Large Ant: [angry expression]

Text around the Large Ant: hey… either draw us with light pencil or don't draw us at all. yeah!

Ants # 31

[Character 1 with arms raised]

Ant 1: Okay… now I am *#@!* miserable…

[Character 2 pointing]

Ant 2: Is it 'cause you were drawn so odd?

[Character 3 off to the side]

Ant 3: Yaaaah… nice mouth… (ha ha)

Ants # 32

Ant 1: [Yawwnn] I am sleepy.

Ant 2: Well then go AHEAD AND die…

Ant 1: [shock] Whuuaat??

Ant 2: You know us ants only live for a couple of days… just don't expect me to stand around and watch you go…

Ant 1: Dude… I just yawned! Besides… we are just badly drawn cartoon ants… right!?

Ants # 33

Ant 1: i hate computers

Ant 2: i hate drawing

Ant 3: i'm no good and stupid and lazy and misguided and lethargic and and…

Ant 4: Do you wanna go and watch some TV?

Ant 3: Sure…

Ants # 34

Ant 1: hey… i think i have a tooth coming in…

Ant 2: nope…

Ant 2: that’s a piece of corn…

Ant 1: …ooh… yeah!

Ants # 35

"purple, pt. 2"

Ant 1: Why doo Yoo always have to get to the point?

Ant 2: Have you seen my head?

Ant 1: Yes of coorse… why?

Ant 2: Because it's pointed (teehee).

Ants # 36

I'm back to wishing that I was dead again.

Who… maybe you should just take a nap… or somethin'.

Ants # 37

Ant 1: Look look look… I got a dog!!

Ant 2: Ooooh! What 'zis name? Huh? Huh?

Ant 1: His name is…

Ant 2: I'm waiting…

Ant 3: [long legs]

Dog: He looks terrible.

Ant 1: poop

Ants # 38

Ant 1: P. S. freakin'

Ant 2: Yeah! Post freakin' script!

Ant 1: What!?

Ant 2: That is what P. S. stands for… post script!

Ant 1: Now I don't even know what I was yelling at you about…

Ant 2: If it's important you'll remember it!

Ants # 39

Ant: Hi! Dooo ya want to hear my life's story?!

Ant: ha ha then I almost died!! but that was then, now!!

[Added Later]

[Drawing of an ant with big eyes]

Ant: This is what I'm talking about! What an awful, awful waste!

Ant: then I walk away all sad, aops…

[Drawing of ant walking away, labeled "walking away later"]

Ant: Hey will you be my… friend?

Ants # 40

Ant: NOW, I HAVE TOOOOTH DECAAAAY?!

[Other Ant:] is this a mirror or a window

a sign that things are falling apart

Ants # 41

Ant 1: maybe im die-ing

Ant 2: izzat ‘spelt rite’?

Ant 3: o honestly… i hate you—

Ant 4: shrug?

Ant 1 (bottom row): i don’t feel good.

Ant 2: You don’t spell so good either.

Ant 3: im gonna go now… grrrr

Ant 4: Make like a tree and oof…!

Ants # 42

Ant: Hey ewe… What's da matta with you anyway?

[Sound effect: Poooop]

Ants # 43

Ant:

I’m not always sad… sometimes I get cranky.

Ants # 44

[Sound Effect: Kaboom!!]

Ants # 45

Ant 1: moan…

Ant 2: hey- is your head all broken???

Ant 1: Yeah

Ant 2: ooooh have you tried pill?

Ants # 46

If it weren't for enemies… I wouldn't have any friends…

Ant 1: Hey!! I hate you!

Ants # 47

i have a bee on my noooose

[zZZzzz]

Ants # 48

"Purple, Pt 1"

Ant 1: Hey, what the hell is that?

Ant 2: Ooh – it’s over here too…

Ant 3: He – y – are you tryin' to ruin us??

Ant 4: Look! An errant pen mark.

Ant 5: Now he's all purple.

Ant 6: What do you mean?

Ant 7: Hey – he is me – and I'm fine. What is up with your nose?

Ant 8: You are loathsome.

Ants # 49

[Top row:]

Ant 1: Hoot hoot

Ant 2: Hoot hoot

Ant 3: Hoot hoot hoot

Tree labeled: Spruce

[Middle row:]

Ant 4: Ooooh—do you mean a hoot????

[Bottom row:]

Owl: [hoot hoot]

Ant 5: Yes, it really is a shame

Ants # 50

[TreasureraMart!]

Ant: My spiral bound isn't spiral sound.

Ants # 51

[Various shapes with fractions next to them: "3/4", "1/2", "1/2, 1/2, 3/4", "3/4, 1/2", horizontal line marked "1/2" with "u" underneath]

Peep: Uhmmm mmmm whut is all that?

Peeps

Ants # 52

Ant 1: funk…

Ant 2: Oooh! do you have the funk?

Ant 1: More like i'm in a funk.

Ant 3: mmmmm

Ant 2: So you aren't funky?

Ant 1: don't make me hoot you.

Ant 2: Hoot?!

Ants # 53

Ant 1: Hey dude did you vote?

Ant 2: Vote?

Ant 3: I thought we had a queen…

Ants # 54

Ant 1: Wait wait wait wait stop…

Ant 2: Why?!

Ant 1: I thought you were gonna tell some sort of awkward ant-type of joke.

Ant 2: Ooh.

Ant 1: [silent]

Ant 2: Nope… I don't usually do bug stuff.

Ant 3: I really do hoot you…

Ant 1: Oh go hoot yourself.

Ants # 55

Ant 1: HEY! What got drawn today?!?

Ant 2: nothin' but a buncha do-do*

*pronounced "dough-dough"

Ants # 56

Ant: HEY BEE!!! how is your butt?

Bee: it stings…

Ant 2: I get it!!

Ants # 57

Ant 1: Dude! I just been on the best diet! I drank shakes, and I haven't been this thin or happy since…

Ant 2: Aaaii-Yee! You went too far – too fast – too far – too fast…

Ant 1: Yeah?! Well maybe you should loose some weight!

Ant 2: Your head…

Ant 3: My head is fine!

Ants # 58

Ant 1: You have a banana.

Ant 2: ¡Sí!

Ant 1: …and I have nada…

Ant 1: tipical…

Ant 2: typical…

Ants # 59

always have to pee…

Ants # 60

Circle: i'm nothing, just a stupid stupid nothing – zero – nada – zip – zilch – zippy – can 'O' – less than worthless – no value!

Square: hey hey, hold on a second, maybe this'll help…

Circle: oooh hey, that's… HEY WAIT A MINute – so now i'm a negative O??!

Square: well, you were pretty down and stuff – uhmm and i really didn't have it the first time seeing as there's no negative any such thing as "negative one, square!"

Ants # 61

What is this all a-boot anyway?

Ant 1: Wait, what is this boat about?

Ant 2: [grumble grumble] What? No crap! Jeez I was just asking a simple question!

Ants # 62

Ant 1: I feel like vomiting…

Ant 2: I feel like vomit.

Ants # 63

Evidently Sometimes I cry…

Ant 1: [Crying]

Ant 2: from stress?

Ant 3: evidently…

Ant 4: oh

Ants # 64

Ant 1: hey- do ya see that thing?

Ant 2: what? the world??

Ant 1: Yup…

Ant 1: I- I- I'm pretty sure that the whole thing is out to get me…

Ant 2: I do feel that, too.

Ants # 66

Ant 1: How is your Butter-nut…

Ant 2: Squash Soup?!

Ant 2: (We heard it was on special)

Ants # 67

[Ant with boots] HEY HEY HEY YIPPEE!!

[Other ant] nice boots dood!!

[Small ant in bubble] Yeah! You should see my hat!!

[Smaller ant in bubble] No thanks!

Ants # 68

[Transcript not available for this strip]

Ants # 69

Ant 1: hey Ant-y… those people were wonderin' why you are so Angry? Anyway.

Ant-y: WELL I think those people should just…

Ant 1 (small text): is everyone having a bad day?

Ant-y (small text): stop

Ant 1: I've just had a bad day…

Ant-y: maybe!

Ants # 70

Ant 1: Sooooooooooooo… I've been having the craziest dreams…

Ant 2: About the end of the world?!

Ant 1: Precisely!!

Ants # 71

Ant 1: Who in the what are you?!?

Ant 2: And what have you done with our princess?!?

A WELL DRAWN

*(Note: The word "princess" is written with an asterisk next to it.)*

Ants # 72

Ant 1: I've got something important to say!!!!

Ant 2: Finally—what is it?

Ant 1: What did you mean by "finally"???

Ant 2: Nothin' dude… just speak your piece.

Ant 1: Well… now I don't even fricken' want to.

Ant 2: You just said "fricken' looser."

Ants # 73

Ant 1: i like this new pad…

Ant 2: yup… a good home is hard to find… sometimes…

Ants # 74

Ant 1: Why ARE You Always following me around?!?!

Ant 2: i thought i was invited…

Ants # 75

*Natural History*

"I loooooove this MUSEUM!"

"That's because you are paleo-pathetic."

"Your joke was terrible… Your delivery was off… You are a boob. And this pen stinks…"

"ARE you trying to say that I'm pre-hysterical?"

Ants # 76

Conversations I Overheard @ the ddd show

Ant 1: So… really when you think about it… who even has the right to ever say what is and isn't art?!?

Ant 2: Exactly…

[different people]

Ant 3: So, I guess if somebody puts their name on something, it becomes "Art!?!"

Ant 4: I guess.

Ants # 77

Ant 1: Nice "skorts" there "skort-boy."

Ant 2: 1st off, I don't even wear clothes… And 2nd, isn't that one of those "stay-cool bandanas" you are wearing?

Ant 1: (Stay cool!)

Ant 2: No "skort."

Ants # 78

The comic strip shows a single drawing with the following text:

"no…"

Ants # 79

Flight Attendant: ladies and gentleman… this plane will not push back until everyone is seated and their belts are buckled…

Caption Box: SHE SAID THAT 4 TIMES. Getting funnier every time…

Passenger: i'm not a fan of "funny" air plane shtick

Passenger 2: i am booooored with this…

Passenger 3: oooh… let's not finish it!!

Ants # 81

Ant 1: Seriously?!?!

Ant 2: yes… i'm being uffin ser-i-o-us…

Ants # 82

Ant: Huh?!

After I drew that – I went to sleep.

Person: Good thing too, that is terrible.

Ants # 83

Ant 1: WHAT kind of people are we to make this stuff?!

Ant 2: hold up a tick

Ant 2: we're "people" now??

[small ant noise: toot toot toot]

Ants # 84

Ant 1: Hey baby baby how's it hangin'?!

Ant 2: Uff'in tood… it's all good…

Text (near Ant 2): and never "baby baby" me again.

Ants # 85

Ant 1: I've got the jitters…

Ant 2: Oh… is that what jitters look like?..

[Text pointing to an ant]: like Jonathan Winters?!

Ants # 86

Ant 1: In no particular order… the last 3 strips made were by far the worst ones yet…

Ant 2: We apologize… we're just a bit jittery.

[Sound effect: vomit]

Ants # 87

Whooooooo

Ant 1: the hump "R" "U"??

Ant 2: it's the water droplet!

Ant 3: Should we keep him?

Water Droplet: moop moop…

Ant 4: Yuh.. he's kind-o cute!

Ants # 88

[SFX: toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot]

this is in nooo way *real…

Ant 1: WHUT THA

Ant 2: Hully is yo problem??

Ant 3: maybe sometimes when i get nervous, i toot?

Ants # 89

– Just do Your JOB

– Yeah

Ants # 90

MAKE A DECISION OR LEAVE ME ALONE.

Ants # 91

Ant 1: i just don't even know you anymore.

Ant 2: THEN get THE *DEEDLE* out of this book!

Ants # 92

[Aaaaaa]

[aaaaaaiiiiigghhhhh!!]

"What's tha hoo?!"

"I'VE GOTTEN OOOBS"

"We need AN uraser… stat"

Ants # 93

Panel 1:

Ant 1: Look at that hole…

Ant 2: Ewe should jump in…

Panel 2:

Ant 1: Why bother… I can't get any lower than I already am…

Ant 2: Oh… give it a shot…

Ants # 94

I AM ASLEEPY

Ants # 95

WELL…

Well what??

…no…no it's nothing…

…okay then…

…if you say so…

Oh. Here we are. It's just like I remembered it.

Ants # 96

[Large letters above character]

YO!

[Arrow pointing to character]

"arrow"

[Second character with surprised expression]

!?!?!

[Text at the bottom]

At least "u" said it like ewe meant it…

Ants # 97

Ant 1: Do we still seem genuine to you?

Ant 2: hey… burdy… heasky, you a question over there…

Ant 3: No… Seriously… i'm trying to be sincere and all bunk??

Ant 4: really dude… Answer his question…

Ants # 98

I think I may stink.

Ant 1: No-no… I just really think that I have a bad odor.

Ant 2: ooo I am so glad that you brought it up. Everything you do does stink!!

Ant 1: (but thanks for really hurting my feelings… there)

Ants # 99

Ant 1: Yuh-Sorry YOU…

Ant 2: Yuh-Sorry You too!!

Ants # 100

Ant 1: Sprinkle it on Mr. Saltman!

Sound Effect: Hoooo

Ant 2: Yo… where is Mister Pepper?!

Ants # 101

Ant 1: HEY! CAN YOU DRAW?

Ant 2: What? Like a bath?

Ant 1: NO-NO—LIKE A…

Ant 2: Oooh—like a gun… or a pair of "draw string" pee-jamers??

Box: I seriously have a HooT-R for you.

Ants # 102

Ant 1: Hmmmmm

Ant 2: Okay…

Ant 2: Yuh… looks like the old ones!

Ants # 103

Ant 1: HAVE I told you all of the things I hoot?!

Ant 2: is that a trick question?

Ants # 104

PLEASE SIT OVER ME AND Talk on Your Phone… I really WANT to hear About your turnips…

uhm… turnips!!

Ants # 105

Ant 1: do You ever get the problem?

Ant 2: uhm…

Ant 2: Yeah… sometimes i guess i do…

Ants # 106

Ant 1: Yes! I'll take 1 of your "served 'til 3:00's"!

[Sign: Served 'til 3:00]

Ant 2: Sorry sir… but it is already 2:40…

[Watch: 2:41…]

Ant 1: served until 3:00 Now! right flippin' now…

Ants # 107

[Ant with sad expression]

grumble…

grumble…

Ants # 108

[Caption] Pooty chipmonk…

Ant 1: I'M A "Go Getter"!!

Ant 2: A Go Getter?!

Ant 3: Yep! Yep! A Go Getter!

Ant 2: You "Pooty Chipmonk"!

Ants # 109

Ant 1: HEY… At least we have each other…

Ant 2: uhm… this is a bit uncomfortable.

Ant 1: what?

Ant 2: i was actually just leaving…

Ant 1: oh…

Ants # 110

Ant 1: Look at that "pig on a stick"!

Ant 2: Hmm

Ant 3: I think he is on a branch…

Ant 4: Yeah – okay – well then, look at that pig on a branch!

Ants # 111

[Text on the comic strip]

ZINGER!!

Oooooh-

yowza…

Ants # 112

Ant 1: Yeah… so… I was at the beach – and I got hurt really bad…

Ant 1: AND luckily the sturgeon general was there to help…

Ant 2: Yeah… You've told me that before… lame-o

Ants # 113

Ant 1: Yo – I – gottsa stop slackin'

Ant 2: Word

Ant 3: It's like it's 'uffin 'uffed with all of the situations that are around…

Ant 4: we have gots to get it together… forreals

Text on side: I DON'T KNOW HEARD, WHAT WAS SAID!

Text at bottom: This is a conversation!

Ants # 114

Ant 1: SAY SOMETHIN' FUNNY

Ant 2: don't work well under pressure…

And your moth is freaking me out…

Ants # 116

Ant: So then I was like…

Ant: Oh…

[kick]

Ant: …hmmmm… well that is an interestin' turn of events.

[kick…]

Ants # 117

Ant 1: WELLL…

Ant 1: I wonder what is in his wallet??

Ant 2: hello!

Ant 3: eep! who are you??

Ant 2: mmmm… basically… I am that guy… but in a brand new body!

Ant 3: I don't get it… but it works for me, pal.

Ants # 118

Ant 1: When I gots here this morn, it was already here…

Ant 2: I think we should keel it 'fore it keels us first.

Ant 3: Umm… okay you guys do what you do.

Ants # 119

Ant 1: Do you feel like we edit ourselves these days?!

Ant 2: No… the world is probably a great place… and I am maybe *really* happy. Things are good.

Ant 2: – really

Ant 2: – really

Ant 2: – really

Ants # 120

Ant 1: If that is gonna keep on happening then we have a problem.

Block: Aaaaa

Ant 2: Well – if that is the worst of our problems…

Ant 2: Then I say let the blocks fall where they may!

Ants # 121

Ant 1: dude… You would MAKE THE BEST UNDERWEAR MODEL…

Ant 2: First off… Ew… And second – I ain't even got no pants!

Ants # 122

I AM GOOD AT CONVERSATION

for serious…

Ants # 123

Ant 1: do you hoot me??

Ant 2: hoot seems like such a strong word…

Ants # 124

Ant 1: I DON'T CARE what you uffin TINK of ME!

Ant 2: That is good—because they hoot you… a lot…

Ant 1: Well… that hurts…

Ants # 125

Ant 1: So what do you do?!

Ant 2: This and that…

Ant 1: Oh – well that sounds interesting…

Ant 1: How do I get out of this conversation???

Ant 2: You can't.

Ants # 126

YOU ARE WAY FREAKIN' ME OUT – by jumpin' AROUND LIKE THAT…

Ants # 127

uggleooo

i've never been so alone…

And I'm All red?!?

Ants # 128

Ant 1: dude… follow that "pickle"!

Ant 2: I don't understand.

Ant 2: but yeah—I'll do it!!

PICKLE

Ants # 129

Ant: HOW "binding" is our RELATIONSHIP?

Other Ant: OH SO VERY…

Ants # 130

[Text inside bubble]

OH-

[Main text]

SO IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A BUBBLE THAT I AM IN?!

[Side character]

i stopped paying attention awhile ago…

Ants # 131

Ant 1: OH hello there Mister jingle-jangle!!

Dog: "jingle-jangle"

Ant 2: "jingle-jangle"?! … OH… He must be from Europa!!

Ants # 132

Ant 1: HELLO Sir!

Ant 2: *huff huff huff*

Ant 1: *good day then!*

Ant 2: huff huff huff

WALK BY IN A HUFF

Ants # 133

Ant 1: i have a question!

Ant 2: ooh! i may have an answer!

Ant 1: I wasn’t askin’ ewe…

Ant 2: but why?

Ant 1: because… you are just going to say something stupid that will just make me crazy… that is “but why”…

Ant 2: uhm… erm… uhm… can i please please please answer?!?

Ants # 134

Culd me week get "Eh-ney butter"?

[i do so not the spelling thing…]

Ants # 135

Ant 1: Shall we "split" this pea for the food?!?

Ant 2: boot-of course!!

Ants # 136

Ant 1: No offense… but I hate you.

Ant 2: Yuh… I guess?

Ants # 137

Ant 1: Do EWE live to make ME miserable?!

Ant 2: Mmmmm…

Ant 1: "Mmm" what?

Ant 2: Can I get back to you on that?

[grumble… grmble… grumble…]

Ants # 138

Ant 1: WhUt is up with ThE 1/2 page?!

Ant 2: Yuh- i don't Even fit.

Ants # 139

Ant 1: Sooooo – now I'm with mister "Talks-A-Lot."

Ant 2: boot i have not even said boo…

Ants # 140

Ant 1: Yuuggh! A she-irk!

Ant 2: Poonch him on da noose! Poonch him on da noose!!

[Text on shark's nose: "da noose"]

Ants # 141

[mmmmmmmm…]

Ants # 142

Ant 1: Y is there an egg (all over) my face?

Ant 2: Moost have been somethin' ye said!

Ants # 143

JUST "1" MORE STOP!

Speech Bubble: "until tomorrow…"

Ants # 144

Ant 1: Ah'm gonna stink this place up!

Ant 2: Consider it stanked!

Ants # 145

Ant 1: dood… You ARE Such A runt…

Ant 2: HEY! STOP PEEKING ON ME.

Ants # 146

Ant 1: i like the world

Ant 2: Yeah…

Ant 2: Yeah… I like the world too.

Ants # 147

[AAAAAiiiggh]

WHAT?!

i am sleepy and cranky and and and…

and maybe you should go take a nap…

Ants # 148

Listen to your feet and follow your feet

[Arrow pointing to character]

And listen to your feet and follow your feet!!

Ants # 149

– WE

– got

– ThA

– "bloon"

– balldog

Ants # 150

Ant 1: dood- check it out… i'm gonna start wearing t-shirts!!

T-shirt text: i'm with nuts

Ant 2: Yeah… great… wearing shirts… novelty shirts

Ant 2: haven't made the leap to pants yet i see…

Ant 2: moop…

Ants # 151

Ant 1: I've been reading some books…

[Ant 1 holding a book labeled "Some books"]

Ant 2: Is dat why you left me all aloin, to read the silly "some books"?

Ant 1: Well, I'm glad that you're back.

Ants # 152

The odd part is that I am pretty happy these days…

Ooh – You must just be numb…

or dumb.

Ants # 153

Ant 1: The odd part of the world is that I have discovered that I evidently am not very comfortable with people reading these in front of me.

Ant 2: Uhm… these what?!

Ant 1: These comics about our life…

Ant 2: But… okay… but…

Ants # 154

ANT 1: You shut your pie-hole!

ANT 2: Ooh! Are we having pie?

Ants # 155

Ant 1: Yai! I'm so glad to see ewe!!!

Ant 2: Yuh… the feeling is mootual.

Ants # 156

WHERE ARE YOU AT?

WHERE IS ANYBODY AT?

Ants # 157

[A character holding money]

Ant 1: I've got some dollars!

Ant 2: Oooooh je-ah!! Dollars makes me holla!!

Ants # 158

Ant: You offend me by not knowing my name.

Ant: Seriously dude… I don't even know my own name…

Ants # 159

[Text on top left: I AM ALL WASHED UP]

[Small character says:] Yeah… all washed up…

Ants # 160

Ant 1: HEY… Where do i kow you frum?

Ant 1: (anyway!)

Ant 2: Seriously you mup… Excuse me from all what…

Ant 1: Shut it t-bird – ewe are too too crazy…

Ants # 161

Left Ant: EWE have Stars for EYES…

Right Ant: i shood maybe See A doctor??

Ants # 162

[S-T-O-M-P-S]

Ant 1: dood… those foots totally just tried to make stomps on us…

Ant 2: MMMMmm should we bite 'em or should we run?

Ant 1: as of now, i recommend both!!

Ants # 163

I wasn't depressed until you said it would be okay.

[speech bubble]

Ant 1: Dad… it'll be okay.

Ants # 164

I LOVE it WHEN YOU MAKE OUT

Ants # 165

Shut oop!

Shut oop!

Shut oop!

"dod- ewe dodna say 'please'…"

Ants # 166

Ant 1: JEEPERS. Why is everybody lookin' et me?!

[Ant 2, thinking]: Yeah… y'all stop lookin'…

Ants # 167

Ant 1: Uggle…me "unt" tennadone went und falled off…

Ant 2: Dood – it is like I have been saying for awhile now…we are falling to all kinds of pieces…

Ants – Valentine's Day

HAPPY HEART DAY!

Ants – Antiversary

Ant 1: HOLY CRAP!!!

Ant 2: He'll probably forget by now that this is all done…

Text around Ant 1: HAPPY ANTIVERSARY!!!

Ant 1: I CAN'T BARELY BELIEVE WE ARE STILL AROUND!!!

Ants – Antiversary (Page)

[Main Panel:]

Ant 1: Hi there! Welcome to the internet!

Ant 2: Yep.

Ant 3: I come here 'coz I wanna…

Ant 4: (censored speech bubble)

Ant 5: Soooo Sorry

Ant 6: 'kay.

[Bottom Text:]

Angry

[Sidebar:]

Name o' stuff

some ant stuff

[smaller text] kind of

I did this

Ants # 39 (Alt)

Ant (alt)

Hi! Dooo ya want to hear my life's story?!

ha ha then I almost died that's right now

Added Later

This is what I'm talking about.

What an awful waste… then I'll walk away all sad oops!

Hey will you be my friend

[walking away]

Ants – Thanksgiving

Ant 1: Happy

Turkey: i guess…

Ant 2: Toh-pen tipper Osy

Ants – Home

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Ants – July 4th

Ant 1: WHEEEE!!

Ant 2: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN these go off?!?

Ant 1: WE explode…

HOPPY 4th

Ants – Birthday

Ant 1: IT'S MY

Ant 2: burf=day!!

Ant 2: hooray.

Ants – Thnanksgiving Ants

[Transcript not available for this strip]

Ants # 155 (Alt)

Ant 1: Yai! I'm so glud to see ewe!!!

Ant 2: Yuh… the feeling is mootual.

Ants # 158 (Alt)

Ant 1: You offend me by not knowing my name.

Ant 2: Seriously dude… I don't even know my own name…