Snowflake

Snowflake # 1

Panel 1:

Bear: I ate soap!

Panel 2:

Penguin: Hmmmmm… what'd it taste like?

Panel 3:

Bear: This one tasted Irish –

Snowflake # 2

[Panel 1]

Penguin: yum-soap!

[Panel 2]

Polar bear: too-can, do you want some soap?

Toucan: no.

[Panel 3]

[Caption: LATER…]

Green character: you guys –

Green character: i don't feel so good.

[hiccup]

Snowflake # 3

Penguin: i am feeling so antsy.

Bear: hmmm . . . what is this antsy ?!

Bear: uhm . . . hey – you know what?! i think that i may be feeling a bit antsy too!

Penguin: brrrrrrr . . .

Penguin: ugghhh.

Snowflake # 4

Penguin: hey!

Bear: diddle-diddle!

Penguin: whu …?!

Bear: diddle-diddle.

Bear: it's my awesome new catch phrase that is sweeping the nation!

Snowflake # 5

Bear: everytime you say "hey," i'll say diddle-diddle – it'll be our "thing" – like a secret handshake . . .

Bear: people will go crazy !

Penguin: too-can, you have got to see this !!

Toucan: i have to get out of here . . .

Snowflake # 6

Bear: awesome!

Bear: look at our new couch!

Penguin: wow! it's per-fect.

Bear: soooo . . . what are we gonna do now?!

Penguin: i think that maybe we just sit!

Snowflake # 7

Character 1: i like sitting . . .

Character 2: yeah –

Character 2: no, i'm not happy. the so-fa that came, was all dotty.

Character 2: "dotty" as in full of dots . . .

Character 2: because i'm allergic to dots – that's why.

Snowflake # 8

Panel 1:

Toucan: hmmmm . . .

Panel 2:

Toucan: uhm . . . hello?!

Panel 3:

Toucan: woo-hoo!

Snowflake # 9

[Panel 1]

Penguin: ahhhhh…

[Panel 2]

Text: LATER

[Panel 3]

Laughter: ha ha ha

Laughter: hee hee

Laughter: tee hee

Penguin: i guess vacation is over.

Snowflake # 10

Panel 1:

Character 1: hey too-can meet our new friends!

Panel 2:

Character 2: they are so great!

Panel 3:

Too-can: i'd really really rather not . . .

Panel 4:

Cupcake: i'm cupcake!

Muffin: i'm muffin!

Cupcake and Muffin: we're twins!

Snowflake # 11

Pink Cupcake: oh boy too-can! we can be best friends!! you have a nice nose – nice! and if you get mixed up i am pink!

Penguin: Noooooo…

Blue Muffin: so too-can, when do you wanna hang out? we should really really hang out soon – right?! i mean really – right?

Snowflake # 12

Cake: duck!!

Bear: duck!! yes!

Bird: duck!! back-off cake . . .

Penguin: goooose!!

Snowflake # 13

Penguin 1: but i'm a pen-guin!

[Splat]

Penguin 1: oh –

Baker: you're it! hee-hee

Bear: run!

Penguin 2: this game is sooo great.

Snowflake # 14

[Panel 1]

Penguin: hey pup –

Pup: hmmm?

Penguin: c'mere –

[Panel 2]

Penguin: have you noticed that the bird has put on a few pounds lately?

Pup: that so tickles!

[Panel 3]

Pup: wait –

Pup: do you mean snowflake?!

Snowflake # 15

[Panel 1]

Character 1: hey you guys –

Character 2: yeah – he's bigger right?!

[Poke]

[Panel 2]

Character 1: i'm sitting right here –

Character 2: who are we even talking about?

Character 3: that bird. he can't even fly…

[Panel 3]

Character 1: i can hear you…

Snowflake # 16

Bear: i think he's a pen-guin.

Bird: yeah – a portly pen-guin!

Penguin: that's it – i am o-u-t.

Bird: oop

Bear: you don't think he heard us do you?

Bird: it's just so weird… from profile it's like he's not even the same bird –

Snowflake # 17

Penguin: whoa – is this a new so-fa?!

[hop hop]

Bear: yep – the old one just got too crumby –

Penguin: or maybe it was just too "dotty."

Snowflake # 18

Panel 1:

Bear: go go go go

Panel 2:

Bear: go go go go

Bird: what?!

Panel 3:

Bear: go shorty –

Bird: shorty??!

Snowflake # 19

**Panel 1:**

Bear: it's your birthday

Penguin: no you didn't.

**Panel 2:**

[PECK!]

Bear: oof!

Bear: grrrrrr…

**Panel 3:**

Second Penguin: 'sup with shorty?

First Penguin: he's either wack or 'illin – i just can't decide…

Snowflake # 20

**Panel 1:**

Penguin 1: lollipop – lollipop – lollipop – lollipop

Penguin 2: why do you keep saying that?!

Penguin 1: because i think that i sat on a lolli-

Penguin 2: stop!

—

**Panel 2:**

Penguin 1: i can't see it.

Penguin 2: well – it's there, and it's stuck, a-n-d

—

**Panel 3:**

Bear: i brought some peanut butter!

Penguin 1: oop!

Penguin 2: i'm leaving.

Snowflake # 21

Panel 1:

Penguin: okay dude – after your little problem with the lollipop, i have decided that you are officially cut off.

Small bird: i love lollipops!

Panel 2:

Penguin: no- no foolish bird, the gig is up – end of the road and all that – handy over the candy…

Small bird: oookay!

[Vertical text between panels: stick!]

Panel 3:

Penguin: i am far far too angry to even begin to see the irony in this situation…

Small bird: sooo – i'm gonna skee-daddle!

Small bird: go far – and go fast.

Snowflake # 22

[Bear]: SNOWFLAAKE. . .

[Penguin]: snowflake!

[Bird]: ugh…

[Larger Penguin]: hey *huff* what… *puff* do you *puff* guys need help? *puff-puff*

[Bear]: See – I told'ja that snowflake knew his name!

[Bird]: shoot.

[Larger Penguin]: my what?!

[Larger Penguin]: ah-ha!

Snowflake # 23

Penguin 1: OOOH – I may be the worst penguin ever – I slept through an entire comic…

Penguin 2: Yeah, you really are pretty bad at this whole thing man.

Penguin 2: So what are you going to do to make it up to those kids… all three of them – out there watching?

Penguin 1: Will you try a bit harder?!

Penguin 3: MAYBE!!

Penguin 1: ugh…

Snowflake # 24

Panel 1:

[Music notes around bird]

Bird: twitter tweet twitter

Panel 2:

Penguin: holy schamolie frijole!!

[Text on box: "Look inside"]

Bird: beep beep

Panel 3:

Penguin: A brand new fuzzy baby kitten!!

Kitten: feckle! feckle!

[Sound effect: tremble]

Snowflake # 25

Penguin: is your name speckle?

Cat: mo?

Penguin: oh – this is tough… is it tapenade?!

Cat: pisher-crumple

Penguin: pisher-crumple?!? can i call you P.C. for short?!

Cat: fizzle…

Snowflake # 26

Panel 1:

Muffin: oh – superb!

Muffin: fabulous . . . you are so Fab-u-lous!!

Panel 2:

Bird: so then i says to her . . wuuaaaagghh! c-c-c-a-t!

Penguin: yay! it's p.c.

Penguin: whup-pa!

Panel 3:

Bird: ugh.

Bird: oop

Muffin: well, this is a bit tense.

Cat: pickle-sherbert!

Snowflake # 27

[Panel 1]

Penguin: HEY YOU GUYS – COME REAL QUICK – YOU'VE GOT TO SEE MY NEWEST DANCE!

[Panel 2]

Penguin 1: CHECK IT OUT! CHECK IT OUT!! CHECK IT OUT!!!

Penguin 2: this had better be good – i was just in the middle of waxing my beak!

[Panel 3]

Penguin 1: left – right – left – right – on and on – and left – right . . .

Penguin 3: nope nope nope no – no – no – nope

[Panel 4]

Penguin: oh man! now i feel woozey-weak-faint . . . kind of passey-outey

Bear: i have got to get some arms!

Snowflake # 28

Panel 1:

Cupcake: hee hee

Sound effect: hop hop

Panel 2:

Cupcake: hee!

Sound effect: flip!

Panel 3:

Cupcake: hoo-hoo!

Sound effect: shake-a shake-a

Snowflake # 29

### Panel 1

Cupcake: yeah – i thought that too-can's story was never gonna end . . .

[SFX: zoom!]

### Panel 2

Penguin: i think that muffin was playing on the couch . . .

### Panel 3

Penguin: uhm – or maybe it was cupcake?!

Bear: i find it hard to tell them apart . . .

Snowflake # 30

**Panel 1:**

Toucan: hey guys – i forgot to tell you that my –

Penguin: friend may be coming to visit next week –

[Sound effect: hop]

**Panel 2:**

Voice: watch out! theres –

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: CRUMBS?!?

Snowflake # 31

**Panel 1:**

Penguin: WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHOSE CRUMBS THEY ARE.

**Panel 2:**

(Penguin licks crumbs on a colorful couch.)

Penguin: tastes like the blue one . . . maybe –

**Panel 3:**

Penguin and Bear: eeeewwwww!!!!!

Snowflake # 32

Cupcake: i'm making portraits today!

Penguin: ooh ooh- i'll go!

Cupcake: yes! yes . . . almost done! and then . . .

Cupcake: PERFECT! i have stolen your bird soul!! hee . . .

Snowflake # 33

[Panel 1]

Penguin 1: you stole my soul?!

[Panel 2]

Penguin 2: dude- seriously! give that back.

Cupcake: of course – for two nickels!

[Panel 3]

Penguin 1: hey – does anybody have change for a dime?!

Snowflake # 34

Cupcake: oh . . .

Penguin: what are you doing?

Cupcake: shhhhh . . . i'm watching them watch us.

Penguin: cupcake?!

Cupcake: more like fruit-cake i think . . . heh-heh.

Penguin: i'm leaving now – you creepy-creeperton.

Cupcake: hee hee – i'm creepy!

Penguin: eep!

Snowflake # 35

[Panel 1]

Penguin 1: What a crumby couple of weeks.

Penguin 2: Crumby crumby.

Bear: I think – maybe we should just take a nap…

[Panel 2]

Penguin 1: And next week –

Penguin 2: We'll try – try again!

Cat: Sniff.

Snowflake # 36

[Caption] after weeks of being bothered by everyone, too-can is taking a break.

[Too-Can] bum bum diddly diddly, bum bum diddly diddly

[Too-Can] treackle treackle tip-top, treackle treackle diddly diddly

[Too-Can] yawn..

[Bear] hee!

Snowflake # 37

[Panel 1]

Bear: hoo-hoo

Penguin (thinking): oh boy. . .

[Panel 2]

Penguin: whoever is back there, come out with your hands up – ah – in the air!

[Panel 3]

Penguin: you have until the count of three!

Penguin: one . . .

Penguin: two . . .

Penguin: three!

[Panel 4]

Bear: swish – i gotcha!

Penguin: yeep – i've been bamboozled!

Penguin (thinking): bamboozled i say . . .

Snowflake # 38

Panel 1:

Bear: AAIGH!!

Puffin: what?

Panel 2:

Bear: i'm allergic

[Sound effect: whack]

Puffin: problem solved!

Panel 3:

Bear: OH – NO!!

Snowflake # 39

[Panel 1]

Bear: RUN!

[Panel 2]

Bear: run run run

[Panel 3]

Muffin: what is up guys?! I was just looking for you – let's hang out!

Snowflake # 40

[PUNT]

weeeeeeee!!!

bzz bzzz

frump!

toot

Snowflake # 41

Penguin: Hey fellas! Have you seen Muffin around? He had mentioned hangin' out or something.

Bear: Foooosh

Bird: Huff huff puff huff huff . . .

Penguin: Muffin is the blue one.

Snowflake # 42

Blueberry Muffin: yeah – i guess that i always thought it was weird too . . . until i tried it with peanut butter!

Cupcake: seriously tho' – was it anywhere near as weird as how long you have been sitting on that bear's head?!

Blueberry Muffin (on bear's head): bear?!?

Snowflake # 43

Panel 1:

Cupcake: oops!

Panel 2:

Cupcake: i – have – flip-pers. my – name – is – pup . . . am i a bear?

Panel 3:

Cupcake: drat! you've angered my steed . . .

Snowflake # 44

**Panel 1:**

Bird: whoa! bird is looking quite svelt today!

Muffin: yes, quite!

Bear: hush it up.

**Panel 2:**

Bear: now please – keep with the hushing.

Bird: why do you have muffin on your head?

**Panel 3:**

Bear: it was supposed to be tem-por-ary.

Muffin: well – i thought

Bird: no sir.

Snowflake # 45

[Panel 1]

Penguin: hey pup!

[Panel 2]

Hat: ooooooh!

[Panel 3]

Bear: oh boy – so, they got you too – huh?!

Snowflake # 46

**Comic Strip Transcript: "Snowflake # 46"**

**Panel 1:**

– Bear: "got me?!"

– Penguin: "oh!"

– Penguin: "you must mean my cupcake crown!"

**Panel 2:**

– Penguin: "my mount possesses the power of flight! this day shall be mine – brother."

– Cupcake: "hee!"

Snowflake # 47

Cupcake: i did look for that small bird – but then i decided that he was just a bit too – uhm . . . fowl.

Cupcake: hee!

Cupcake: oh dear, i've just made an awful horrible joke.

Cupcake: i ended up hoping onto this chubby one!

Cupcake: hoo! hoo!

Snowflake # 48

[Panel 1]

Penguin: i hope that you will agree with me – that

[Panel 2]

Penguin: its about time to regulate some pastries!

[Panel 3]

Cupcake: you are just sooo sassy!

Penguin: yeah – you just made my list.

Snowflake # 49

Panel 1:

Devilish Cupcake: i'm feelin' a bit devilish . . .

Panel 2:

Angel Cupcake: i feel like a 'lil angel!

Panel 3:

Mouse: then the time has come for a new game! hop off of your mount sister – and we shall see if good or evil will rule this day!

Penguin: too right!

Angel Cupcake: what?!

Snowflake # 50

Toucan: what's up boys? i am here to show those two cakes what too-can is all about . . . which is beating up small pastries – evidently . . .

Bear: they just hopped off.

Toucan: well, shoot.

Bear: guys – i'm kinda confused. my crown just up and hopped away . . .

Snowflake # 51

Bear: Hey Snowflake, do you think that pisher will clean me off where that pastry was when he is done with you?!

Penguin: Uhm… he says that you smell too fiery – and brim-stone-ery…

Cat: Plomp!

Snowflake # 52

Panel 1:

Muffin: make way for the queen!!

Panel 2:

Cupcake: hello.

Muffin: hello.

Muffin: make way for her majesty!!

Panel 3:

Penguin: Oh boy! Oh boy!

Snowflake # 53

**Panel 1:**

Cupcake: wow! nice wagon you guys!

Muffin: thank you.

**Panel 2:**

Muffin: show respect, and bow before your queen.

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: oh my gosh! i can't believe that i forgot to bow . . .

Snowflake # 54

Panel 1:

Penguin: what tha hoo?! is all of this?

Panel 2:

Cupcake: oh dear.

Muffin: shhh… i'm busy bowing for the queen!

Panel 3:

Muffin: she is quite the queen isn't she?!

Snowflake # 55

Penguin: a queen in a little red wagon with a clam shell for a crown?! heh heh – that'll be the day.

Penguin: i am o-u-t!

Cupcake: i love you. but.

Cupcake: and you shall be my king!

Muffin: ooh!! joy! a royal wedding!!

Snowflake # 56

Caption: meanwhile

Cupcake: i mean … i seriously just can't believe it is actually happening! seriously – can you?!

Penguin: …

Snowflake # 57

# Snowflake # 57

## Panel 1

Cupcake: maybe we should go on a date!

Cupcake: or a double-date!!

Cupcake: how does my shell look?

Cupcake: oh- yeah and one more thing.

## Panel 2

Penguin: …

Snowflake # 58

Cupcake: and now that we are to be wed, there are a few tiny changes that are going to happen. tiny ones!

Penguin: …

Cupcake: for starters, from now on – i want you to wear pants. tiny ones!

Penguin: shorts?! uhm… okay.

Snowflake # 59

**Panel 1:**

whistle

whistle

**Panel 2:**

whistle

whistle

**Panel 3:**

whistle

whistle

Snowflake # 60

[Panel 1]

Penguin: phew…

[Panel 2]

Bear: hey lil' man! where is your cupcake bride to be?!

Penguin: heh. she is -ah- occupied…

Bear: heh-heh

[Panel 3]

Cupcake: and then i saw the other bird, the fat one – and did you know that he has never even seen cheese – i mean – i love cheese…

Bird: those shorts are so great! and where'd you get that “flour” shirt?!?

Snowflake # 61

Panel 1:

Blue Muffin: So – what's your bright idea?

Panel 2:

Pink Frosting Muffin: Well – since we are all out of speckle then I will just plomp!

Blue Muffin: What is this 'plomp'?!

Panel 3:

[SFX: PLOMP!!!]

Blue Muffin: Oh – dear!

Snowflake # 62

Panel 1:

Small Penguin: What's up bird?

Large Penguin: Nadda Much, Too-can. Just hanging out here at the new fence.

Panel 2:

Small Penguin: Did the pastries do this??

Large Penguin: YEPPERS!

Panel 3:

Small Penguin: Figures.

Large Penguin: I'm not exactly sure that I see how…

Snowflake # 63

Small Penguin: So… Why do you figure that they built this fence??

Big Penguin: Well – I think it's maybe a retaliation for me standing Cupcake up on our wedding day…

Big Penguin: Wait a minute.

Small Penguin: Are you saying that I lost my couch privileges because of a jilted Cupcake???

Snowflake # 64

**Panel 1:**

Cupcake: Isn't this the greatest?!

[SCRATCH SCRATCH]

—

**Panel 2:**

Cupcake: Hey Muffin… why aren't you bouncing?

[SCRATCH SCRATCH]

—

**Panel 3:**

Muffin: I think it may be time for another fence.

Cupcake: YAY!!

Cupcake: Maybe even a wall?!

Snowflake # 65

Penguin: HiYA P.C.!

Cat: Yeah – we're stuck here because of this fence.

[SFX: feckle feckle]

Cat: Ta-da!

[SFX: hop]

Penguin: Whuaa?!

Penguin: I am such a maroon. Why didn't I think of that before?!

[SFX: Flap Flap]

Snowflake # 66

**Panel 1:**

Penguin: Hey Snowflake! What's the haps?!

—

**Panel 2:**

Bear: Well… I can't fly or hop. So I'm just stuck here on this side of the pasterier's fence.

—

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: Why didn't you just use the gate?!

Bear: Oop!!

Snowflake # 67

Panel 1:

Bird: Sweet! I am finally over that dumb fence!

Panel 2:

Bird: hmmm mmm m…

Bird: No sign of the pasteries…

Panel 3:

Bird: Holy Couch!

Snowflake # 68

**Panel 1:**

Cupcake 1: Isn't our wall just wonderful?

Cupcake 2: Yes – Splendid!

—

**Panel 2:**

Cupcake 1: It's too bad that we have run out of speckle . . .

Cupcake 2: Speckle?

—

**Panel 3:**

Cupcake 1: Yes – the goo that holds the wall together.

Cupcake 2: I just got the best idea – ever!

Snowflake # 69

Panel 1:

Blue Muffin: So – what's your bright idea?

Panel 2:

Yellow Cupcake: Well – since we are all out of speckle, then I will just plomp!

Blue Muffin: What is this 'plomp'?!

Panel 3:

[SFX: PLOMP!!!]

Blue Muffin: Oh – dear!

Snowflake # 70

Panel 1:

Character 1: Allright cat-butt.

Character 1: Here's da rules.

Panel 2:

Character 1: You stay on that side of the couch – and I'll stay on this side.

Panel 3:

Character 1: Got it?!

[Sound effects: RRRRR UURRR PPPP]

Snowflake #71

**Panel 1:**

Bear: Hey Snowflake – here is that gate I was telling you about!

—

**Panel 2:**

Bear: All that you have to do is hop on through . . .

Snowflake: and –

—

**Panel 3:**

Bear: Cripes McCrouton! We have got a real serious problem here . . .

Snowflake #72

**Panel 1:**

Bear: I can't believe that I don't fit…

—

**Panel 2:**

Penguin: Seriously dude –

Penguin: What if you held your breath?

—

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: I've been holding my breath for like nine minutes now!!

Snowflake #73

**Panel 1:**

Bird: What's up –

Bear: bu-bu-bu-boys?!

—

**Panel 2:**

Bird: We are in a real jam.

Bear: Quite the dilemma. A true-blue pickle.

—

**Panel 3:**

Bird: Yeah – I'm totally stuck…

Bird: Ha! Ha!

Bear: Oh Brother…

Bear: Ugh.

Snowflake #74

Panel 1:

Bird: Oh my golly!

Dog: Stuck in a fence. What are the chances?!

Panel 2:

Bird: Okay – I'm now ready to help.

Penguin: Ah-hem…

Panel 3:

Penguin: What do you mean "ah-hem"?

Dog: Was this fence recently painted?

Bird: Hee-Hee!

Snowflake #75

**Panel 1:**

Bear: Okay guys! This has gotten silly… I'm going to go get help.

**Panel 2:**

Penguin: Actually – I think that we moved past the 'silly' point a long time ago… and are sitting squarely in annoying, dumb and some even less pleasant words-ville.

Penguin: So – yeah – why don't you scoot along and wrangle us up some help.

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: Guys. *cough* Uh – Well – I think my flipper is maybe kind of stuck…

Bear: Snowflake.

Puffin: You may just have to gnaw his flipper off.

Bear: Well – I am really really hungry…

Snowflake #76

**Panel 1:**

Pink cupcake: Finally our wall is complete.

Blue cupcake: Our opposition is thwarted!

—

**Panel 2:**

Pink cupcake: Dear sister.

Blue cupcake: Why are you in such a state of dismay?!

—

**Panel 3:**

Pink cupcake: I'm lonely . . .

Blue cupcake: Ahhhh . . .

Blue cupcake: Well then. It is time for us to make some friends!

Snowflake #77

[Panel 1]

Cupcake 1: Ta-Da!

[Panel 2]

Cupcake 1: It's your new friend – Orange.

Cupcake 1: He just rolled into town.

[Panel 3]

Cupcake 2: Um… Hi there.

Snowflake #78

Title: SNOWFLAKE by N. Bumpercar

Panel 1:

Cupcake: So – I heard that you just …

Panel 2:

Cupcake: Uhm … Rolled into town?!

Orange: …..

Panel 3:

Cupcake: And now you just rolled right off the wall … Perfect.

Cupcake: Muffin. Dumb Orange is in the dumb grass …

Snowflake #79

Panel 1:

Cupcake: What in the beans is going on Cupcake?!

Muffin: Dumb Orange fell off of the dumb wall.

Panel 2:

Cupcake: Oh my stars! Is our wall truly dumb?

Muffin: Yes.

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Well then brick by brick and bit by bit we shall …

[SFX: POP!]

Cupcake: Muffin. Did you just pop at me?

Muffin: I'm honestly not sure how to answer that.

Snowflake #80

[CRASH]

Penguin 1: What in the bo-jeezers just happened?!

Penguin 2: Evidently – we were stuck in the fence so long that I lost a bunch of weight…

Penguin 2: …and then popped right out.

Penguin 2: It's a true diet breakthrough!

Snowflake #81

**Panel 1:**

Bear: Seriously – dude. That has got to be the most awesome thing that you have ever done!

Penguin: I know. I got all kinds of thinner!

—

**Panel 2:**

Bear: I know! I guess that fencing is really great exercise…

—

**Panel 3:**

Penguin: I really need you to understand –

Penguin: That your joke was so terrible that it actually hurt a little bit.

Snowflake #82

**Panel 1:**

Bear: Now that we are free, we should really go track down Cupcake and Muffin to see what the deal is with all of this fence building.

Penguin: Sir, I concur!

—

**Panel 2:**

Penguin (lying down): Wait. You moops can't really be leaving…

—

**Panel 3:**

Penguin (lying down): Bird on a stick…

Bear: Don't forget the bird on the stick.

Snowflake #83

Cupcake: We have broken down the wall sister Cupcake.

Blue Muffin: I see.

Blue Muffin: Ah! Well then surely you will thank Friend Orange?!

Cupcake: Nope.

Cupcake: I still think that Orange is just a dumb piece of fruit.

Blue Muffin: Close your ears Orange. She doesn’t mean it.

Snowflake #84

Panel 1:

Cupcake: No. I totally mean it. Orange is a moron.

Panel 2:

Cupcake: And – you might be too.

Panel 3:

Muffin: Let's go Orange. We are outie-out-out.

Cupcake: Well… Goody.

Muffin: Good.

Cupcake: Good.

Snowflake #85

**Panel 1:**

**Bird:** So then Cupcake…

**Bird:** You know my sister Cupcake – right?!

**Bird:** She was like "Build me a fence." and "Build me a wall."

—

**Panel 2:**

**Bird:** And then she got lonely – so I brought in my friend Orange to hang out.

**Bird:** And then…

—

**Panel 3:**

**Cupcake:** Jingle-Jangle Carrots, stick-bird!

**Bird:** Excuse me for interrupting. But who is this "Orange" and where is he?

**Cupcake:** He was just behind me. I hope that he hasn't become the victim of foul play…

Snowflake #86

Panel 1:

Character 1: Seriously – just go on without me.

Character 2: I am too weak to go on from lack of eating…

Panel 2:

Character 1: Hey!

Character 2: What's that?!

Panel 3:

Character 1: Sweet.

Character 2: Sweet Salvation!!

[Small object]: …

Snowflake #87

Panel 1:

Muffin: HOLD! Fowl bird beast…

Muffin: Drop yon Orange immediately.

Panel 2:

Penguin: Oh! Howdy Muffin.

Penguin: Are you done building fences?

Penguin: And stuff??

Panel 3:

Muffin: CANNIBAL!

Penguin: Uhmmmm…

Penguin: Did you want a piece of this orange I found?

Snowflake #88

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Yes! Yes!

Penguin: I'll take a slice of that dumb Orange!

Panel 2:

Penguin: Sister Cupcake.

Cupcake: This aggression will not stand.

Panel 3:

Cupcake: We are at WAR!

Penguin: Oh boy.

Orange: Yes!

Snowflake #89

Panel 1

Penguin: Seriously guys… War?!

Penguin: Isn't there some other way to deal with…

Panel 2

Penguin: Wait.

Penguin: What are you guys fighting about anyway?

Panel 3

Cupcake on the left: Your line of questions show that you are against me.

Penguin: What?!

Cupcake on the right: With the fat bird as my ally!

Cupcake on the right: We will crush you!

Snowflake #90

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Kneel before the might of Cupcake!!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Hey! How did you get onto my head?

Panel 3:

Muffin: Quickly! We must flee friend Orange. We are no match for their power!

Snowflake: Seriously. Will you get off my head?!

Snowflake #91

Panel 1

Muffin: Well done Friend Orange! We have escaped their foul clutches.

Sound Effect: Pant Pant Pant

Panel 2

Pup: Dude. Who are you talking to?

Muffin: Yoinks!

Panel 3

Muffin: Orange has been captured by the villains! We must ride to his aid toot sweet!

Snowflake #92

Panel 1:

Muffin: Here I come!

Pup: Oh no you don't…

Panel 2:

[Sound effect: SPLAT!!]

Panel 3:

Pup: Holy beans Muffin! Are you okay?!

Snowflake #93

Panel 1:

– Bear: Seriously Muffin… Say something.

– Muffin: Hee! Hee!

Panel 2:

– Muffin: Quick like a tiger! Fast like a fox!

Panel 3:

– Bear: Welcome to the muffin army.

– Muffin: I hope you enjoy your stay.

– Bear: grrr…

Snowflake #94

Penguin 1: So I'm still stuck on this stick. Getting angrier by the second. This is as stupid as it gets.

Penguin 2: Whoa! Perhaps I have spoken too soon?!

Penguin 1: Nice stick meanie.

Penguin 2: Nice hat fatty!

[ZING! ZING! ZING!]

Snowflake #95

[First Panel]

Snowflake: COUGH . . .

[Second Panel]

Penguin (lying down): Mumble . . . Mumble . . .

Penguin (lying down): Mumble . . . Mumble . . .

Cupcake: What?!

[Third Panel]

Penguin (lying down): I said . . .

Penguin (yelling): I'M SORRY I CALLED YOU 'FATTY.'

[Fourth Panel]

Cupcake: Now – please get me off of this stick.

Penguin (lying down): Say it again!

Snowflake #96

[HHHUUURRRNNMM]

Cupcake: Go! Go! Go!

Snowflake: Sorry dude. I'm just not strong enough. Maybe Pup will be able to help.

Cupcake: Perfect!

Pup: What's perfect?!

Cupcake: Pointer bird. Oracle of DOOM!

Snowflake: You will point our way to victory.

Snowflake #97

Panel 1:

Pup: So you won't get off of my head?

Snowflake: Quiet steed!

—

Panel 2:

Snowflake: We have a place to go.

Pup: And where would that be?!

—

Panel 3:

Snowflake: Do not be so silly – sir. We are en route to…

Pup: The TELEPHONE!!

Snowflake: …

Snowflake #98

Panel 1:

Muffin: Oh My Diddly-Diddly Dear!

Pup: What now?

Panel 2:

Muffin: It seems that the telephone is already occupied…

Panel 3:

Muffin: By my friend Orange!!

Pup: I quit.

Snowflake #99

Pup: How much longer is this going to take?

Mouse: I think he needs change.

Pup: Some change for the phone.

Pup: Quick!! Quick!!

Mouse: Quick!! Give him a nickel.

Pup: I don't have any pockets.

Snowflake #100

Panel 1:

Snowflake: So – what am I supposed to do?

Cupcake: Make the mark!!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: I think that she wants you to draw a line in the sand…

Panel 3:

Cupcake: THAT NONE SHALL PASS!!

Snowflake #101

Panel 1:

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

Quick!

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

Lift me down.

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

Down! Down!

Panel 2:

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

I think that friend Orange was polite enough to place our call for us!

[Speaker 2: Bear]

grumble.

Panel 3:

[Speaker 2: Bear]

How's this?!

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

Exquisite!!

[Speaker 1: Muffin]

What's his answer – Orange??

[Speaker 3: Orange]

Yes!

Snowflake #102

Character 1: How much longer is this going to take?

Character 2: I think he needs change.

Character 1: Some change for the phone.

Character 2: Quick!! Quick!!

Character 1: Quick!! Give him a nickle.

Character 2: I don't have any pockets.

Snowflake #103

[Panel 1]

Pup: Oh Cripes!

Pup: Everybody run!!

Chipmunk: Okay!!

[Panel 2]

Pup: There's the phone.

Pup: Right there.

[Panel 3]

Snowman: Aaaiigh!

Snowflake: It's the friend of my enemy!

Snowflake: Get him!!!

Snowflake #104

Panel 1

Snowflake: Grab him. He's making a run for it!

Panel 2

Snowflake: Calm down. He hasn't even moved.

Another character: Unless he's really slow.

Panel 3

Snowflake: You two are the slow ones…

Panel 4

Snowflake: Now – get him before it's too late!

Snowflake #105

Panel 1:

Penguin 1: Alright. I've got him.

Penguin 2: So – now what?

—

Panel 2:

Penguin 1: NOW HE MUST PAY FOR HIS CRIMES!!!

—

Panel 3:

Penguin 2: What crimes?

Penguin 1: He convinced Strawberry to leave me…

Penguin 2: Huh?!

Snowflake #106

[Panel 1]

Pup: Run! Run! Run! Run!

[Panel 2]

Muffin: Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!

[Panel 3]

[No text]

Snowflake #107

SNOWFLAKE by N. Bumpercar

[Panel 1]

Muffin: WAIT!

[Panel 2]

Pup: Why are we stopping?!?

Muffin: Where’s Orange??

Pup: Where’s Orange??

[Panel 3]

Pup: Weren’t we using the buddy system?!

Muffin: I thought you were my buddy . . .

Snowflake # 108

SNOWFLAKE by N. Bumpercar

Panel 1:

Pup: All right.

Pup: So what's our plan?!?

Panel 2:

Pup: Well –

Pup: I suppose that we have to go . . .

Cupcake: back.

Panel 3:

Pup: Not all the way back to the telephone . . .

Cupcake: We'll go

Pup: Back to the ends of the Earth . . .

Cupcake: If we must.

Pup: uhm . . .

Snowflake # 109

Title: SNOWFLAKE by N. Bumpercar

Panel 1:

Pup: We have to go back and rescue Orange.

Panel 2:

[SLAM!!]

Panel 3:

Pup: Holy bananas! You came!!

Muffin: oop…

Snowflake # 110

Snowflake 110 by N. Bumpercar

Panel 1:

Pup: It's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bear . . .

Panel 2:

Muffin: Yes!

Muffin: A polar bear.

[THUD!]

Panel 3:

Muffin: And now that he's here – we . . .

Panel 4:

Muffin: HEY!

Muffin: No sleeping in front of our new friend.

Sassafras: It's a bad idea.

Snowflake # 111

SNOWFLAKE by N. Bumpercar

[Panel 1]

Snowflake: HELP

[Panel 2]

Gray character: That bear is eating me.

Blue character: Oh dear!

Brown character: My team is already falling apart. What do I do?!

[Panel 3]

Brown character: PUP! I need you to try to taste less delicious.

Gray character: ugh.

Snowflake # 112

Snowflake by N. Bumpecar

Panel 1:

Snowflake: This Orange guy is totally creepy.

Cupcake: Yeah.

—

Panel 2:

Snowflake: I'm gonna make him more presentable.

Cupcake: Yeah.

—

Panel 3:

Snowflake: Ta-Da!

Cupcake: Oh my . . . Oh dear . . .

Orange: Hello!

Snowflake # 113

Snowflake 113

Panel 1:

Cupcake: This Orange guy is totally creepy.

Pencil: Yeah.

Panel 2:

Cupcake: I'm gonna make him more presentable.

Pencil: Yeah.

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Ta-Da!

Panel 4:

Cupcake: Oh my . . . Oh dear . . .

Orange: Hello!

Snowflake # 114

Orange character: I just . . .

Orange character: I just feel like our history –

Orange character: rocky – though it may be . . .

Orange character: Gives us a real connection.

Pink character: You feel it too right?!

Orange character: . . .

Snowflake # 115

Panel 1:

Penguin 1: We should totally go…

Panel 2:

Penguin 1: Escape while she is busy.

Penguin 2: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!

Penguin 1: Eeep!

Panel 3:

Penguin 2: Who in the what???

Penguin 1: Seriously?!

Snowflake # 116

Panel 1:

Muffin: Holy Beans… My birds have flown the coop!!

Panel 2:

Cupcake: You are so totally right! We'll just wait here for them.

Panel 3:

Muffin: They just make me so angry… I

Panel 4:

Cupcake: Hiya Toots!

Muffin: OH MY GOLLY-GOLLY!! YOU CAME!!!

Snowflake # 117

Panel 1:

Toucan: Well. Well. Look at who we have here!

Panel 2:

Toucan: Hey Pup!

Toucan: Why is that bear eating you?!

Dog: Ouch!

Panel 3:

Toucan: Gentlemen. You have come upon us at an interesting time.

Dog: I have a proposition for you.

Mouse: NO.

Chipmunk: Oh boy…

Snowflake # 118

[Panel 1]

Snowflake: About-face Snowflake.

Snowflake: Let's ske-doodle out of here!

[Panel 2]

Muffin: Hold Little Fence-Bird.

Muffin: I can offer you freedom from your pointy wooden shackle!

[Panel 3]

Snowflake: Alright… Now I'm listening.

Muffin: Perhaps…

Snowflake: Can you also – maybe – make that bear stop eating Pup??

Snowflake # 119

Panel 1:

Character 1: So –

Character 2: We just go grab Orange from your nutty sister and . . .

Panel 2:

Muffin: She is not NUTTY!!

Panel 3:

Character 3: Uhm – guys. Could you guys please not anger Muffin . . .

Character 4: My flippers are just too tender.

Pup: YUM!!

Snowflake # 120

Panel 1:

Muffin: Alright . . . We've got a deal.

Muffin: Just tell the bear to let go of the seal.

Mouse: SASAFRAS . . . RELEASE!!

Panel 2:

Pup: meh . . .

Panel 3:

Muffin: Watch it mister. One more "meh" out of you and it’s . . .

Pup: [MEH!!]

Seal: groan . . .

Muffin: Cool it Muffin. That bear’s got big teeth!

Mouse: Oh dear!

Muffin: Pointy too!

Snowflake # 121

Panel 1:

Toucan: GUYS! The bear is coming right at me!

Panel 2:

Sound effect: GROWL!

Panel 3:

Sound effect: THUD!

Panel 4:

Toucan: PASSED OUT?! EVERYBODY JUST PASSED OUT AND LEFT ME ALL ALONE?!

Pup: ROAR!

Other character: EEEP!

Snowflake # 122

[GROWL!]

Penguin 1: EEP!

[GRAB!]

Penguin 2: OOP!

[RIP!]

Penguin 3: Whoa!

Penguin 3: This wack-a-doodle bear just released me from my fence shackle!

Pup: meh.

Penguin 4: And… I think I just got sick!

Snowflake # 123

Panel 1:

Character 1: So – now I'm totally free.

Character 2: Free like a bird!

Panel 2:

Character 1: Yep!

Character 2: And…

Character 3: Free to do my bidding!

Panel 3:

Character 1: Jeez!

Character 3: This Muffin just don't stop.

Character 2: No sir.

Snowflake # 124

Snowflake: Troops! Sally forth to victory!

Snowflake: We walk –

Toucan: and . . .

Sassafras: We walk –

Mouse: and . . .

Snowflake: We . . . Hold the phone?!?! I can not believe that he showed up!

Snowflake # 125

Uncle Doughnut: HEY THERE!

Uncle Doughnut: HI THERE!

Uncle Doughnut: HO THERE!

Uncle Doughnut: IT'S ME!

Mouse: Uncle Doughnut!? You're my hero!

Pup: Well – he's my hero too…

Snowflake # 126

Panel 1:

Sassafras: ALRIGHT MUFFIN. GET DOWN OFF OF THAT BEAR.

Person on Bear: Yeah!

—

Panel 2:

Uncle Doughnut: I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU TWO.

—

Panel 3:

Uncle Doughnut: IN PRIVATE!!

Person on Bear: meh. . .

Muffin: Uh-Oh!

Snowflake # 127

Panel 1:

Uncle Doughnut: ALRIGHT, KIDS. SO. WHAT'S THE DEALY-JOE?!

Panel 2:

Muffin: Uncle Doughnut… Did you just try to say "dealy-yo"??

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Hee-Hee! You are so-so old and so-so-so the hilarious!!

Snowflake # 128

Panel 1:

Pup: So.

Pup: What do you think they are talking about?!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Don't know.

Snowflake: Don't care.

Panel 3:

Pup: Should we ske-doodle before they come back??

Snowflake: Oh Yes!

Snowflake # 129

[Panel 1]

Pup: sniff sniff sniff sniff

[Panel 2]

Pup: SN-I-FF!!

[Panel 3]

Snowflake: What's up with Sniffy-Bear… Anyways?!

Snowflake # 130

Pup: That bear did sniff a lot right before he bit me…

Snowflake: So – should we be running?!

Snowflake: Way ahead of you bird!

Sassafras: sniff…

Snowflake # 131

Snowflake: COUGH . . . So.

Snowflake: You know who would be great to sniff?

Sassafras: That creepy doughnut guy over there!

Doughnut Guy: meh?!

Snowflake # 132

Panel 1:

Uncle Doughnut: SERIOUSLY.

Uncle Doughnut: WHY DID YOU CALL ME?

Panel 2:

Uncle Doughnut: WHY AM I HERE?

Panel 3:

Uncle Doughnut: AND…

Uncle Doughnut: WHY AM I BEING SNIFFED?!?

Snowflake #133

Pink Cupcake: Well, Uncle Doughnut.

Uncle Doughnut: We called you because of a light tiffle…

Blueberry Muffin: WE WERE AT WAR!

Uncle Doughnut: RI-I-IGHT. SO.

Pink Cupcake: AM I STILL BEING SNIFFED?!

[COUGH…]

Blueberry Muffin: Yep!

Pink Cupcake: And it's really kind of uncomfortable…

Blueberry Muffin: Yep!

Snowflake #134

Panel 1:

Snowflake: To the couch.

Pup: To the couch.

Toucan: To the co-o-ouch!

—

Panel 2:

[Sound effects: R R R R R R R]

Pischer Crumple: PURR

—

Panel 3:

Toucan: Time for a nap!

Snowflake: Yep!

Pup: Speckle?!

Pischer Crumple: Howdy P.C.!

Snowflake #135

[Panel 1]

[Text in background: ZZZZZZZZ]

[Sound effect: ZZZZZ]

[Panel 2]

[Sound effect: SLOBBER]

[Panel 3]

[Sound effect: SNORT!]

Snowflake #136

Panel 1:

[LUNGE!!]

Panel 2:

Cupcake: EEP!

Panel 3:

Cupcake and Muffin: AHHHHHH!!

Snowflake #137

[SFX: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!]

Character 1: What in tarnation?!

Character 2: There's trouble afoot.

Character 3: We gotta go! We gotta go! We gotta go!

Snowflake #138

[AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!]

[ZZZ] [ZZZ] [ZZZ]

Bear character: Super-seriously!?! We gotta go!

Penguin character: I kno-ow!

Penguin character: But the cat is still napping . . .

And – I don’t know what to do!

Snowflake #139

[Panel 1]

Snowflake: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Sound (Cupcake): UGGLE!

[Panel 2]

Pink Cupcake: !!!

Blue Cupcake: !!!

[Panel 3]

Pink Cupcake: We should do something to help him!

Blue Cupcake: Right!

Pink Cupcake and Blue Cupcake: YELL LOUDER!

Snowflake #140

Cupcake 1: Yes!

Cupcake 2: Yes!

Cupcake 3: Yes!

Cupcake: We should totally yell louder!!

Cupcake 1: Ready?!

[BIG YELLING]: AAAAAHHHH!!!

Pup: This has gotten ridiculous.

Snowflake: Yep.

Snowflake #141

Pup: Snowflake. We have got to get out of here.

Pup: So – put Pischer Crumple on your head… And let's go.

Snowflake: Wait. You want me to wear a cat-hat?!

Pup: Yep.

Snowflake #142

Snowflake: Pup! I'm totally worried that my cat-hat is going to fall off.

Pup: Quick! Tou-Can… Hop on top of Pischer Crumple.

Tou-Can: A bird on top of a cat on top of a bird?! It's ri-doock-u-lous!!

Snowflake #143

Muffin 1: So… There I was… Just frittering away.

Muffin 2: Precisely.

Snowflake: RUN!

Tux: Wait…

Pup: What in the hootenanny are you two doing here?!

Tux: Frittering.

Snowflake #144

Pup: Seriously…

Pup: What are you guys up to?

Pup: Weren't you just yelling and screaming? A lot?!

Snowflake: I just find the bird-on-top-of-a-cat-on-top-of-a-bird to be inappropriate.

Pischer Crumple: Indeed.

Bird on top: HEY!

Snowflake #145

Cupcake: Why am I here?

Muffin: Why are any of us here?

Pup: Any guess as to who they are talking to?

Pumpkin: They say that they are talking to…

Snowflake: "them."

Pup: Creepy.

Pumpkin: YES.

Pup: The talking cupcake and muffin are "creepy."

Snowflake #146

Pup: Seriously. Why were you yelling?!

Blue Cupcake: Yelling just seems so uncouth.

Yellow Cupcake: Uncivilized!

Blue Cupcake: Hardly proper.

Blue Cupcake: I dare say…

Yellow Cupcake: I dare say… too!

Snowflake #147

Pup: Stop your pastry filibuster… NOW!

Cupcake: eep!

Muffin: We are under attack!

Pup: AAHH!!!

Cupcake: Oh nuts!

Muffin: Uncle Doughnut…

Pup: Who?!

Snowflake #148

Pup: So. Who is this doughnut?

Snowflake: Yeah.

Orange Cupcake: And why does he keep yelling?

Pink Cupcake: QUIET. All of you.

Yellow Cupcake: We are in the middle of a family crisis.

Pumpkin: Are you flippin' floppin' kiddin' me?!

Pup: ugh.

Snowflake #149

Blue Muffin: What should we do?

Pink Cupcake: About getting ice cream?

Blue Muffin: Nope. About Uncle Doughnut.

Yellow Cupcake: Oh – Yeah!

Blue Muffin: Him!

Pink Cupcake: Aww… Shucks.

Blue Muffin: Now – I just can't get it out of my head.

Pink Cupcake: I know. I'm worried about him too.

Blue Muffin: Talking about the ice cream…

Pink Cupcake: I know!

Snowflake #150

Pup: Does anybody else worry that nothing ever seems to happen around here?

Snowflake: Well, Wordy-Birdy…

Snowflake: Obviously things are happening all of the time.

Pup: Just very slowly.

Toucan: Like the slowest King of slow molasses towne.

Pumpkin: Yum!

Snowflake #151

[Background whispering]

WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER

Pup: What are they whispering?

Snowflake: Definitely nothing good.

[SIDE PANEL: HOP!]

Snowflake: Yep.

Cupcake on Penguin's head: Life doesn't get much worse than this…

Snowflake #152

Panel 1:

Cupcake: cough. cough.

Cupcake: Ya'll…

Panel 2:

Cupcake: YAWL!

Panel 3:

Cupcake: We have totally got's to skee-doodle.

Muffin: Eep!

Snowflake #153

Snowflake: What in the beans did she just say?

Pup: Guys. When Cupcake talks "all southern" –

Pup: It means…

Snowflake: (off-panel) You Turkey!

Cupcake: [Hush-up!!]

Pischer Crumple: ugh.

Snowflake #154

Doughnut: When you are a doughnut.

Doughnut: Being mauled by a polar bear.

Doughnut: Your only real option –

Sassafras: – is… to…

[Panel 3: YELL!!!]

Snowflake #155

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Now I want everyone to stand on their heads.

[Sound effect: YELL!!!]

—

Panel 2:

Mouse: Oh beans.

—

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Once again, our horseplay has caused us to forget to save our Uncle.

—

Panel 4:

Snowflake: Oh well. On your heads!

Snowflake #156

[Panel 1]

Pup: Grrrrrr…

Uncle Doughnut: YELL!!!

[Panel 2]

Uncle Doughnut: Why is this taking so long?!

Pup: MO-RAWR!!

[Panel 3]

Uncle Doughnut: I'm really struggling with my diet!!

Pup: He speaks!

Snowflake #157

Panel 1:

Brain: And then in high school.

Sassafras: I ate because it made me happy.

—

Panel 2:

Brain: Say no more!

[Exclamation marks around Brain's head]

—

Panel 3:

Brain: You are officially my new pet project!

Snowflake #158

Panel 1:

Cupcake on bear's head: Has anyone else noticed –

Snowflake: that the yelling has stopped?

Panel 2:

[YEOUCH!]

Panel 3:

Snowflake: Brother, your steed seems to have come up lame.

Cupcake on penguin's head: That's not the only lame thing around here.

Snowflake # 159

Uncle Doughnut: You are getting so sleepy!

Pup: Hmmm…

Pup: Actually – I'm just getting hungry.

Uncle Doughnut: Not sleepy – eh?!

Pup: Can I please just gnaw on you some more?

Uncle Doughnut: No sir! No bear!

Snowflake #160

Pup: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Snowflake: Pup! What's the matter?

Pup: I think I stepped on a thumbtack!

Muffin on Penguin's head: What happened?!

Muffin on Bear's head: Perfect! Now all we need is a cork board!

Snowflake #161

Panel 1:

Pup: I don’t think I can go any further. You guys will have to go on without me.

Panel 2:

Pup: I…

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Wait a second. I smell a rat!

Snowflake: me-ow?!

Snowflake #162

Panel 1:

Pup: I just can't do it…

—

Panel 2:

Brain (using a megaphone): "Can't" isn't in my vocabulary, Bear… You will do this!

Megaphone: GO!

—

Panel 3:

Pup: I give up.

Brain: Wow! Who knew… that bears couldn't do push-ups?!

Snowflake #163

Panel 1

Figurine: I'm wasting away!! Boo-Hoo!

Pup: I'm gonna pass out.

Panel 2

Figurine: You really are going to be a tough nut to crack.

Panel 3

Figurine: Ooh!!

Pup: Do you have any tough nuts that I can snack on?

Figurine: Pathetic!

Snowflake #164

Muffin: Place me on the grass, you malcontent.

Pup: Don't push it, Muffin.

Ladybug: Oh dear!

Muffin: I have an important announcement to make!

Pup: And now,

Snowflake: I have a headache.

Snowflake #165

Muffin: It has come to my attention –

Muffin: – that my ride is no longer road worthy.

Snowflake: Your ride?!

Pup: Ha!

Pup: uhm…

Pup: Shhhh…

Pup: You've done enough bear. You've done enough.

Snowflake # 166

Pup: I am NOT a bear.

Muffin: Oh dear.

Muffin: It is much worse than I ever thought.

Cupcake: I fear that

Cupcake: the infection has gotten to his brain.

Snowflake: I give up.

Cupcake: Oh!

Snowflake # 167

Panel 1

Snowflake: Walk with me.

Snowflake: Talk with me.

Panel 2

Pup: Uhm…

Panel 3

Pup: Can I go?

Pup: Are you done with me?

Snowflake #168

Snowflake: The one you call Pup is broken…

Snowflake: I'm sorry. I can't really hear you.

Flower Pot: Lift me up closer so that I can tell you. Hee! Hee!

Pup: Don't do it bird…

Snowflake #169

[SNAP!!]

Character 1: Get on the scale bear!!

Character 2: Ouch!

Character 2: Where did you even get that towel?!

[SNAP!!]

Character 1: I think I found it under my hat.

Character 2: Oh.

Character 2: That makes sense.

Snowflake #170

Comic Strip Title: Snowflake 170

Panel 1:

Snowflake: And… Here we go!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Uh- Oh!

[Sound effect: CREEK CREEK]

Panel 3:

[Sound effect: CRASH!]

Panel 4:

Snowflake: Oop!

Pink Character: We have so much more work to do.

Snowflake #171

Panel 1:

Pup: Uncle Doughnut, I'm really sorry that I broke your scale.

Panel 2:

Uncle Doughnut: Well. I'm really sorry that it was a family heirloom.

Panel 3:

Pup: And…

Uncle Doughnut: Now – you owe me $7 bucks.

Pup: $7 bucks?!

Snowflake #172

Pup: But Uncle Doughnut, where am I supposed to get $7 bucks?!

Doughnut: Start dancing bear.

Doughnut: START DANCING!!

Snowflake #173

[Panel 1]

Character 1: Jump. Now. Muffin.

[Panel 2]

Muffin: I'M TRYING!!

[Panel 3]

Character 2: Huh.

Character 3: Seems like Muffin has lost his hops.

Muffin: Aaaaahh…

Snowflake #174

Panel 1:

Cupcake: So – why can't you jump?

—

Panel 2:

Muffin: I think it's all of the pressure.

Penguin (off-panel): Pressure?!

—

Panel 3:

Cupcake: There's just too many people watching.

Muffin: Oh yeah…

Snowflake: Them.

Snowflake #175

Panel 1:

"MUMBLE…"

Panel 2:

"GROAN…"

Panel 3:

"JIBBER…"

Snowflake #176

Panel 1:

Penguin 1: uhm.

Panel 2:

Penguin 2: Yeah.

Penguin 2: What in the hickle-pickle is going on with that guy?!

Panel 3:

Penguin 3: Hush your mouths.

Penguin 3: He requires silence for…

Panel 4:

Penguin 4: Un.

Penguin 4: Deux.

Penguin 4: Trois.

Snowflake #177

[BOOM]

[BAM]

[POW]

Snowflake: AMAZING!

Pumpkin: Well . . .

Snowflake: That seemed like a lot of ruckus for a bunch of nothin'.

Flower: Hee! Hee!

Snowflake #178

Panel 1:

Snowflake with a cat and a cupcake on its head, speaking to a small figure on the ground.

Cupcake: Kneel before the greatness!

—

Panel 2:

Pischer Crumple on penguin's head responds.

Pischer Crumple: But.

—

Panel 3:

Cupcake falls off the penguin's head and exclaims.

Cupcake: WHOA!!

Small figure on the ground and cupcake yelling together.

Cupcake & Small Figure: Stop kneeling! Stop kneeling!

Snowflake #179

Muffin: From this point forward, I am now…

Muffin: BANANA NUT MUFFIN!!

Muffin: With blueberries.

Snowflake: But, I'm allergic to bananas…

Muffin: Then you can still just call me Muffin.

Snowflake #180

Panel 1:

[Sound effect]: AND

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Eep!

[Sound effect]: JUMP

Panel 3:

Penguin 1 (pink): Yes!

Penguin 2 (blue): Awesome.

Snowflake: Crumbs.

Snowflake #181

Cupcake Top Hat: Now that I have achieved my perch… Nothing can stop us!!

Snowflake: Yeah.

Snowflake: Nothing can stop us from falling on our butts.

Cupcake Top Hat: Well spoken mouthy bird. You shall be my minister of communication!

Snowflake: Aww… shoot!

Snowflake #182

Cupcake: Now we are off to save Uncle Doughnut!

Muffin: Wait.

Snowflake: Oh, shoot.

Snowflake: What are you doing Pup?!

Pup: Eep! I was tryin' to hide!

Snowflake #183

Panel 1:

Snowflake: Well.

Mouse: I tried to run away…

—

Panel 2:

Pup: But, there's still a thumbtack in my flipper.

Pup: So, I guess I'm stuck.

—

Panel 3:

Cupcake: Hmmmm…

Cupcake: I think I've got it!

Snowflake #184

Character 1: Big Bird.

Snowflake: My name is Snowflake.

Character 1: Fine… Snowbank.

Snowflake: It's Snowflake.

Character 1: [exclamation mark symbol] Hush your beak and grab that bear!!

Pup: You have got to be kidding me.

Snowflake #185

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Grab him quick!

—

Panel 2:

Cupcake: I think he's trying to run.

Snowflake: Yep.

—

Panel 3:

Cupcake: He's making a break for it!

Snowflake: Hold it right there!

Pup: hurm…

Snowflake #186

Panel 1

Cupcake: Grab the bear! Grab the bear!

Panel 2

Duck: Sorry about this Pup.

Orange: Yeah.

Snowflake: But if it'll make him stop talking…

Panel 3

Cupcake: Nothing will ever make me stop talking!!

Pup: Of course.

Snowflake #187

Snowflake: This is really awkward.

Mouse: Yeah. I'm still trying to run away…

Muffin: Throw him up top. We have things to do. Places to be!

Muffin: No. He will have to ride down in coach. My ticket was already stamped.

Snowflake # 188

[Panel 1]

Snowflake: HEAVE

Bear Purse: HO!

[Panel 2]

Character: Ooh! I absolutely love your bear purse!

[Panel 3]

Bear Purse: But . . . I’m not a bear.

Snowflake: I seriously think that distinction is the least of your worries.

Bear Purse: ugh.

Snowflake # 189

Panel 1:

Character 1: And…

Character 2: We are walking!

Character 3: ugh.

Panel 2:

Character 1: And walking!

Character 3: ugh.

Panel 3:

Character 1: Hmmm…

Panel 4:

Character 1: I guess somebody forgot to pay the power bill.

Character 3: sigh.

Snowflake # 190

Penguin 1: We'll have to camp here for the night.

Penguin 2: Good. So, everybody can get off of me?

Penguin 3: Nope.

Penguin 3: We aren't allowed to break verticle ranks.

Penguin 2: Jeepers. Who's making the rules around here?! Anyways?!

Snowflake # 191

Snowflake: You guys…

Snowflake: I think I kind of

Cupcake: oop!

Snowflake: have to tinkle.

Cupcake: Duck and cover!

Snowflake: When did Duck get here?!

Snowflake # 192

[SNORE]

Zzzzzzz…

Uncle Doughnut: sniff. sniff. sniff.

Pup: jeep. jeep. jeep. jeep. jeep.

Snowflake # 193

[Panel 1]

[Sound effect: YAWN!]

[Panel 2]

Character 1: sniff.

Character 1: sniff.

[Panel 3]

Character 2: Mmmmm…

[Sound effect: snort!]

Snowflake # 194

[Zzzzzz…]

[NIBBLE NIBBLE GNAW. GNAW. NIBBLE NIBBLE GNAW. GNAW.]

snort!

YELL!!

Snowflake # 195

Panel 1:

Character 1: Alright!

Character 2: I'm back.

Panel 2:

Cupcake: Permission to board…

Cupcake: Now, let me up!

Panel 3:

Character 1: Nope!

Cupcake: I seriously can't go through this dance again…

Character 2: mmm…

Cupcake: ugh.

Snowflake # 196

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Eep!

Panel 2:

Muffin: What's the matter ground dweller?

Panel 3:

Snowflake: It just got really dark, really fast…

Snowflake: I can't even see my nose!

Cupcake: NOSE?!

Snowflake # 197

Panel 1:

[AAAH!!]

Panel 2:

[YELL!!]

Panel 3:

[EEEE!!]

Voice: Why are you guys yelling??

Voice 2: I DON'T REALLY KNOW…

Snowflake # 198

Panel 1:

Cupcake: Let me up. Let me up. Let me up.

Panel 2:

Muffin: Nope. Nope. Nope.

Panel 3:

Snowflake: I've gotta go save Uncle Doughnut…

Snowflake: There she goes. A true hero!

Snowflake # 199

Panel 1:

Muffin: I'll show them!

Panel 2:

Muffin: I'll save Uncle Doughnut!

Panel 3:

Muffin: I'll get really lost in the dark and hide.

Snowflake #200

Panel 1:

Character 1: Should we go after her?

Character 2: Nope.

—

Panel 2:

Character 1: She made her own bed.

Character 2: And – who knows what's out there?!

—

Panel 3:

Character 3: Hey wimps…

Character 3: I came back.

Character 1: Thank goodness!

Character 2: We were just about to come find you!

Character 3: I'm right here.

Character 2: Uh-huh.

Snowflake #201

Panel 1:

Character 1: Anyway…

Character 2: As I was saying…

Character 1: We need to go save Uncle Doughnut.

Panel 2:

Character 1: GUYS?!

Character 1: Where'd everyone go?

[!?]

Panel 3:

Character 3: We were right here.

Character 4: Our eyes were just closed!

Character 1: My life is too weird.

Snowflake #202

Panel 1

– Character: I'm still here.

Panel 2

– Character: Still being gnawed on.

Panel 3

– Sound Effect: SNORT

– Character: And – the bear just snorted.

– Character: Perfect.

Snowflake #203

Panel 1:

– Left Voice: "As soon as the yellow ball is in the sky…"

– Right Voice: "We'll save Uncle Doughnut!"

Panel 2:

– Left Voice: "I'd rather that you came and saved me now…"

Panel 3:

– Top Voice: "Okay, that was odd…"

– Middle Left Voice: "Have we been walking this entire time?!"

– Bottom Right Voice: "Does anyone know what's going on?!"

Snowflake #204

Cupcake: Okay.

Snowflake: Nobody move. It’s almost light enough to see.

Poodle: I may have to move…

Poodle: Seeing as how I’m being gnawed upon.

Pumpkin: Well – if you can’t follow the plan…

Snowflake: Then you are on your own.

Cupcake: Fooey.

Snowflake #205

Penguin 1: I say we rush in…

Penguin 2: And scramble this bear's eggs.

Muffin: Oh, Muffin.

Muffin: Only fools rush in with buttery raisin bread.

Penguin 1: Are we having breakfast…

Penguin 2: Or saving the doughnut.

Penguin 3: Possibly both?!

Snowflake #206

Muffin: WAIT. WAIT.

Muffin: Please, tell me. What in the beans you meant by "buttery raisin bread"?!

Snowflake: Seriously? It's a common phrase.

Muffin: Well –

Cupcake: I've never heard it.

Muffin: Philistine!

Snowflake #207

I'm sorry, but I can't transcribe this comic strip for you.

Snowflake # 208

Cupcake: Jeepers & sparklepants! We have arrived!

Snowflake: Well…

Snowflake: Now that we are here… Can I please put you guys down?!

Penguin's Hat: I'm staying up here.

Penguin's Glasses: Indeed.

Sassafras: Muffin! Muffin! Muffin!

Cupcake: Can I pretty-please kick the bear?!

Snowflake # 209

Muffin: Feel free to kick . . . My Lady.

(Uncle Doughnut): No kicking the bear. Please – no kicking . . . the bear.

Cupcake: Sorry Uncle Doughnut . . . I can't hold it in . . . I've got some bear kicking to do!

Snowflake # 210

Muffin: HEE! HEE!

[Text: KICK]

[Sound effect: GROWL!]

[Text: CHOMP]

Characters: AAAAA!!

Snowflake # 211

Panel 1:

Cupcake: AAAAA!!

Panel 2:

Muffin: AAAAA!!

Panel 3:

[SILENCE]

Snowflake # 212

[Panel 1]

Pup: AAAAAA!!

[Panel 2]

Doughnut: AAAAAA!!

[Panel 3]

Snowflake: Wait-a-what the hoozy-what-sit!

Snowflake: Everybody calm down.

Snowflake: Most of the doughnut is right there.

Doughnut: Yeesh!

Snowflake # 213

Cupcake: You've taken a bite out of him.

Cupcake: How could you do that?

Cupcake: You mean, mean bear.

—

Pup: You kicked me while I was sleeping – right?

—

Pup: You're never supposed to kick a sleeping bear… ever.

Cupcake: Well… I must not have gotten the memo.

Snowflake # 214

Panel 1

Character: "You two stop your jawing."

Panel 2

Character: "Now. Somebody hand me my hat."

Panel 3

Character: "See. I'm as good as new!"

Snowflake # 215

Penguin 1: Do you guys have any idea of what's going on?

Muffin: Well…

Penguin 2: Shut it, Muffin. Here's what's going on…

Penguin 2: Time got wasted and the bear bit the doughnut. End of story.

Snowflake # 216

Pink character: I feel like we've been staring at

Yellow character: each other for weeks…

White bear: Yeah… No… Something seems off.

Little orange bird: Ha! Ha!

Snowflake: You said 'No' – 'Yeah'!

Snowflake: Maybe make up your mind?!

White bear: ugh.

Snowflake # 217

Snowflake: Hey Bear… Could you please place Cupcake and Uncle Doughnut up here?!

Cupcake and Uncle Doughnut: Put us up! Put us up!

Pup: Sure! Glad to help!

—

Uncle Doughnut: Do I have a say in this?

Pup: Nope.

Snowflake # 218

Cupcake Topper: Wow!

Snowflake: This is an unprecedented achievement.

Snowflake: Enough gawking.

Snowflake: Let us get to going.

Sassafras: My thoughts – exactly!

Sassafras: Uhm . . .

Snowflake # 219

Snowflake: I can't move.

Snowflake: I think that everything has just gotten too-too heavy.

Cupcake: HA!

Cupcake: The tubby bird has finally noticed that he is putting on weight!

Uncle Doughnut: I've got the best idea ever!

Uncle Doughnut: It'll fix everything for sure!

Snowflake: Rats!

Snowflake # 220

Cupcake: Alrighty bear. Since this tubby-bird has become immobile…

Uncle Doughnut: We are going to need you to pick us all up and get to carrying.

Snowflake: Really?!

Pup: Yes.

Cupcake: After all he has put us through… he owes us.

Pup: Uhm. Well.

Pup: Okay. Fine.

Pup: Hop on top.

Snowflake # 221

Pink Muffin: Hop on top!

Purple Muffin: Hop on top!

Green Muffin: Everybody!

Pink Muffin: Everybody!

Snowflake: Hop on top!

Sassafras: Wait. Are we seriously singing now?!

Orange Cat: Oy, gevalt!

Snowflake # 222

Panel 1:

Chick 1: Here we go!

Chick 2: Here we go!

Chick 3: Here we go!

Pup: Alright.

Panel 2:

Chick 1: Feeling wobbly…

Panel 3:

Chick 1: Balance.

Chick 2: We need more balance!

Pup: Wobbily…

Snowflake # 223

Panel 1:

Snowflake: And UP!

Raccoon: And uh-oh!

Polar bear: Too much muscle.

Crow: Too much heave.

Panel 2:

Polar bear: Too much ho.

Panel 3:

Doughnut: And now I'm falling. I'm a doughnut in freefall.

Snowflake # 224

Panel 1:

Snowflake: I'M FLYING!!!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: WHOOOO!!

Pischer Crumple: WHEEEEE!!

Panel 3:

Snowflake: Uhm, Snowflake.

Snowflake: This isn't going to end well for you. I'm just saying…

Snowflake # 225

Panel 1:

Snowflake: OH, BINKIES!!

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Orange Star Protocol has been activated.

Panel 3:

Snowflake: I repeat…

Snowflake: We officially have cat separation.

Snowflake #227

Panel 1:

Pink character: Hey.

Blue character: Uncle Doughnut . . .

Panel 2:

Pink character: Watch out.

Blue character: For that bear.

Panel 3:

[Text at the top]: GULP!

Blue character: This'll be interesting . . .

Snowflake #228

Sassafras: Oh, dear!

Snowflake: PLOMP!

Sassafras: Oh, dear!

Sassafras: Alright. Enough already!

Snowflake: Nice catch!

Snowflake #229

Panel 1:

Snowflake: Can you please get off of me?!

Snowman: uhm… Yeah. I'd love to – but – you just ate my friends. So…

Panel 2:

Snowflake: They fell into MY MOUTH!

Panel 3:

Snowman: That is not the argument to use to get me off of your head…

Snowflake #230

[Panel 1]

(No dialogue)

[Panel 2]

Pup: So . . . How long?

[Panel 3]

Snowflake: Probably quite awhile.

Snowflake: Quite a while.

Snowflake #231

Sassafras: I have a dream…

Sassafras: That one day, you'll get off of my head.

Snowflake: I wouldn't hold those truths to be self-evident…

Snowflake #232

Panel 1:

Snowflake: Thanks for finally getting off of my head.

—

Panel 2:

Sassafras: I'll bet that's something that you say to all of the other penguins – too.

—

Panel 3:

Snowflake: Nope.

Sassafras: Just the ones that jump onto my head.

Snowflake: I rest my case!

Snowflake #233

Snowflake: Alright, Pinto Bean.

Sassafras: My name's . . .

Snowflake: You're name is Mud!

You ate my friends.

Sassafras: and . . .

Snowflake: Why is the world so dark and squishy?!

Sassafras: Oh Dear!

Snowflake #234

Panel 1:

Uncle Doughnut: So.

Panel 2:

Uncle Doughnut: This is a tight spot.

Panel 3:

Cupcake: I'm actually quite comfy!!

Snowflake #235

Snowflake: My name is Snowflake the Penguin and I have some explaining to do…

Snowflake: I've been on the run lately…

A bunch has been going on…

I need you to sit back for a spell so that I can catch you all up.

Snowflake: Just let me know when you are comfortable.

Snowflake #237

[Panel 1]

ZZZZ…

Z…

Z…

Z…

[Panel 2]

caff… caff…

[Panel 3]

SNORT!

Snowflake #238

Panel 1:

Snowflake: Holy beans! Is it already Slursday?

—

Panel 2:

Snowflake: Time sure does fly …

Voice (off-panel): … when you are sleeping!

—

Panel 3:

Snowflake: I wish that I could fly …