It was a Wednesday night. About ten o’clock. I had just finished my essay for English class, titled “Why Reading Crime and Punishment is Actually a Crime and Punishment,” when it happened. After three dreadful hours of poring through pages of 19th Century-Russian literature, I was finally able to open my laptop and log onto the social capital of the world: Facebook. Immediately upon entering, I noticed a new notification, signaling a “Friend Request.” Thoughts swarmed in my head when I saw this: “Danny, this could be it! That cute girl from math class whose clothes look they’re from Baby Gap has finally requested you! This could be your moment!” Click. “Wait a minute…this says the request is from ‘Jody New’…that’s not the girl from math class. That’s…that’s my…that’s my Mom!!!!” Read more
https://i2.wp.com/www.gardenstatecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/facebook1.png?fit=1500%2C1500&ssl=1 1500 1500 Danny New https://www.gardenstatecomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/GSC-Header-42614.jpg Danny New2013-05-20 21:44:482013-05-20 21:44:48Reasons Why Parents Shouldn’t Have Facebook…Especially Mine!